Touch Detective? More like Douche Decocktive!

[toblix]

Did you know that Touch Detective was such a fucking piece of shit? From the moment I started playing it, nothing felt right. It's as though someone has gotten an adventure game from some bizarro world and shat all over it. The characters, the dialogue, the... "puzzles" (what are they?). It's like nothing in the game has any meaning! I hate it!

(Also, I'm stuck.)

[Spaff]

surely Touch Dick?

although we already have touch dic:

[Marek]

Always touch a dic with your index finger.

[lobotomy42]

Did you know that Touch Detective was such a fucking piece of shit? From the moment I started playing it, nothing felt right. It's as though someone has gotten an adventure game from some bizarro world and shat all over it. The characters, the dialogue, the... "puzzles" (what are they?). It's like nothing in the game has any meaning! I hate it!

(Also, I'm stuck.)

I like it, so far. You're right - it is like an adventure game from an alternate dimension, but I sort of like the surreal feel.