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So why didn't we play Haytham, the character with, well, actual character, throughout the game? That is the only true failing of AC3 to me, is Conor.

What fine, upstanding drug lord/war baron/criminal doesn't?

Tekkit isn't updated because the Minecraft modding community is a festering pit of childish imbeciles. FTB is also quite good however, so I am in support of that option.

What difficulty are you playing on that disguises aren't instantly seen through for eighty feet away by someone with the same disguise?

I read the RPS article of being fairly dismissive of the plot.

You've also spoiled the finale of Malcolm In The Middle. Well done, jerk!

Apparently yes, but you only need to play about 3/4 hours of it before you're free to never return to it.

I've also been on some kind of terrifying odyssey through late 90s/early 2000s music this past week.

Normally you go to the Specials tab on the front page. As it is now you have to go through genres with the Price filter on.

The multiplayer is the only reason to play this game. It's like the "do some crazy shit cooperatively/competitively" mode of MP Burnout Paradise taken to a ridiculous level. Try it!

I forgot we had this thread. This is a shockingly good game from what I played of it.

Not the greatest mashup ever, since he just overlays the tracks without a whole lot of modification, but I was greatly amused.

E: Dumb internet.

Yes, yes it is.

Shuuuuuun! (It's cool, even if the topic isn't.)

Toblixian Conspiracies.

It is.

It can! The only good escort missions are, in fact, where a player is the escort and PvP is involved.

Woah woah woah, thread gestapo is not cool!

No no, it's a good thing! Your mistrust of the Recently Completed thread however is not.

You're the like worst sort of headline scalping twitter bot, 'bix, and I love you for it. Maybe now we can get a Jurassic Park game that isn't shit.

AC3 is making a swift run for my aorta, still in contention though.

So regardless of the nun controversy (which whatever, video game marketing departments are run by people who have no idea what video games are), the game is just flat out busted. The new instinct mechanic is supposed to be to do things like stop a person wearing the same uniform as you recognizing you. So the first required use, which, well let's hold up one second. On Purist, which removes the UI, has are no manual checkpoints, does not regen Instinct and basically makes it difficult, the first mission doesn't have the tutorial voiceovers which it does on every other difficulty. So putting in a situation which requires you to use Instinct at all, much less with that little gem of design is stupid. Anyway, the first required use of Instinct is to pass between a guard and a gardener into a greenhouse. The option for either an Exterior Guard or a Gardener disguise are available. Now what's supposed to happen is when you use instinct to pass someone of your own uniform you put your hand up to your face or pull the brim of your hat over your eyes. Doing this little checkpoint as a gardener means you pull the cowboy hat down over your eyes. Doing it as a guard means nothing happens, you're instantly spotted and the mission goes to shit.