Orv

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  1. (IGN.com)

    I still need a shot of liquor every time I remember that is a thing that exists.
  2. Kerbal Space Program

    Alternatively you can intentionally build a giant pinwheel of death which goes sailing off into the Mun. Intentional is my story and I'm sticking to it.
  3. Unnecessary Comical Picture Thread

    In no way actually comical.
  4. The Hobbit...

    Anything that isn't exactly as the book depicts is bloat! Tolkein "fans" are absolute nutters about the movies, so I'm just going to watch and enjoy them.
  5. Far Cry 3

    Hey, hey, fuck you.
  6. Mass Effect 3

    If you need proof that BioWare gives exactly zero fucks about your personal story, you only need to play fifteen minutes of Mass Effect 2.
  7. Mass Effect 3

    Arbitrary numbers on Mass Effect The First! 6/10 And it get points deducted almost entirely for gameplay. Also still the stupidest boss ever.
  8. BioShock Infinite

    TakE A wild guess.
  9. BioShock Infinite

    The fate of Overstrike is probably the most disappointing thing gaming has ever done for me personally.
  10. No, but is a parody of the way real milsim people do things. Which depresses me.
  11. Mass Effect 3

    Hey, guess what there aren't in my game. Elevator conversations. Also I like how you carefully avoided the fact that it plays like shit.
  12. The sad part about that video is that I know it's based on actual people.
  13. Games giveaway

    No. It forces you to link it to a created account or make a new one.
  14. Games giveaway

    I haven't the slightest clue. But I will in a moment. E: It doesn't give you a code or anything but it does give you all the info you need to set up Steam, which then either presumably links it to your account or lets you choose an account to link it to.
  15. BioShock Infinite

    I love-hate you Toblix.
  16. Steam Greenlight

    Well all the shit has to come from somewhere. If the shit dries up, what happens to the mediocre stuff?
  17. BioShock Infinite

    No, see, it's alternate-1920's, so Rob Lowe was born six decades early.
  18. Steam Greenlight

    There's a difference between good games made with RPGMaker and the mountains of shit that get shoveled out of it by the year.
  19. Games giveaway

    Oh yeah, that's actually a great option, since GMG is never without a -25% code.
  20. Games giveaway

    Sadly no. Your best bet is a Steam card.
  21. BioShock Infinite

    I dunno, sometimes I wonder about Rob Lowe's true gender.
  22. Steam Greenlight

    I prefer the garden gnome theory to be honest. On a serious note, if they're decent games and not just RPGMaker trash they'll get in eventually I imagine.
  23. Steam Greenlight

    You might be a conspiracy nutter, Tanu.
  24. Mass Effect 3

    Because maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I missed something, or was in the wrong mindset. I definitely never did Mass Effect 1 properly, and if I can change my view on KOTOR 2, I might see a new side to Mass Effect. Not to mention that as much as I rally against parts of them, I think my 'review' of 2 is sufficient in pointing out that I actually really like that game. Reapers are still dumb. E: Turns out I did not play ME2 through on release, thereby invalidating my earlier claim, but I revalidate it because my memory is atrocious. Here is said 'review' for reference. http://www.idlethumb...740#entry159360 E2: I think of it as my Christmas present to the world really. Maybe ME isn't really that bad, guys! (But it probably is!)