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Hour and a half maybe, if you rush it.

The gate is death blossom.

8lbs 12oz, one baby fits all.

A year at the current rate was the best math I heard last month. No idea about now.

You can't even touch the next level until the current one is clear, right?

See I don't want my interpretation of Sgt. Pepper changed, you're a monster.

My mind refuses to not translate that as La Pimp.

I think 19 posts is a little below contributing. (But maybe that's the surrealist part.)

So you want me to have constructive feedback but you don't want to hear it? Furthermore, they specifically state that they think it's ready for the public to give them feedback, which in fact I have done in the appropriate thread. The fact wholly remains that while this is a piece of beta software they are barking up multiple wrong trees towards making an enjoyable DotA-like game, and they did take out the one thing that made the game unique. I can list at least ten problems with the base design that might very well be too late to change, if you'd like, and if not go fuck yourself.

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/12/08/ubi-ending-the-madness-fixing-far-cry-3s-pop-ups/#more-134771

Cannot unsee Vanaman leaning in to kiss Jake. Shit.

I was thrilled to see that neither Call of Duty nor Halo won an award.

You are putting way too much thought into one of the most overtly sleezy things on modern television. DARK SOULS TWO

I'm really happy for the guys, but it kind of sucks that their recognition is an award less meaningful than a movie review from The Seattle Markdown Times.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!

Don't know, but it's Sony's license now.

Dark Souls would have been Demon's Souls 2 if they hadn't lost the license.

Alright, this travesty was worth that. Now hip deep in boners.

The Phantom Pain, and it looks stupid as hell.

Did Robert Carlyle voice Drac in the last Castlevania remake?

What the fuck? Dishonored is up for GOTY but not Best PC? I mean, VGAs are utterly laughable and have been for years, but what? E: Zach Levi shouldn't be in charge of a mop, much less a company. E2: AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAA, Connor for Best Character.

I am embarrased to be a person who plays video games.

I think it's a little shitty of them to only reveal to beta players that they removed the aspect of their game that doesn't make it just another League of Legends, so fuck them. E: Turns out I'm wrong, they have updated their FAQ but it's at the very bottom and a tiny blurb. Still, without commander mode and in the state that it's in (beta certainly, but definitely not anywhere near being good or worth playing) whatever, people should know it's not worth playing.