Twig

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  1. My point is there was no argument until he took it there.
  2. Life

    Nah it was amusing.
  3. Maybe. Maybe not. I consider myself a pretty worthless human being, already, regardless of how other people treat me. But that's wasn't really the point, and I don't know why you're trying to take it there.
  4. Steam Trading Card

    I got one, Justin. Thanks, anyway!
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    we all are
  6. Life

    Reindeer are animals. im so sry i stop now
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    Germs are not animals. Yeasts are not animals!
  8. I'd laugh still. U: Jiggle physics in general makes me laugh, though, so that probably wasn't the best alternative proposal to prove your point! (Obviously I am in no way saying my finding humor in stupid shit invalidates someone else being offended. I find every goddamn thing in the world funny in the right context.)
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    Bees are animals. Insects are animals!
  10. For sure. I still believe what I say. It wasn't intended to. It was intended to be incredibly disproportionate in the Buttocks Region.
  11. That comic doesn't really work, though. If I ever met a dude who was made uncomfortable by that or anything like it, I'd probably laugh under the assumption that he was joking. Then he'd explain to me that he was serious. And I'd laugh more. U: What I'm saying is I sincerely doubt I'd ever find a dude who was legit bothered by something like that. Although, then again, I don't seek out Bros, and I suppose they're the most likely bunch. Fat jiggles. Hell, even muscle jiggles, when it's that big! Frankly, it'd look weird if it didn't, what with how detailed their animations tend to be. You ever seen a fat dude walkin' down the street? Jiggle, jiggle, man. Hell, I jiggle. JIGGLE! man that word just got really fun to say for me I get what you're saying, though. I just don't know how you find that attractive. THERE. I SAID IT. It's so utterly unnatural.
  12. Oh, I see. I wasn't responding to you with that post. I would've quoted you, if I was. There's a post between ours. Sorry. I get it now. I WILL EXPLAIN. U: It - that is, the post I was responding to - doesn't apply to the barbarian lady because it's not exaggeration of "the most typical ... thing". Typical female exaggeration does not result in an undeniably-socially-not-considered-attractive-butt-bigger-than-rest-of-body. The typical way is skinny but very curvy, with enormous breasts. Liiiiike, witch lady. Barbarian lady, on the other hand... not really skinny, definitely curvy, definitely a sexual part, but all in in the "wrong" way. Pretty obviously, from where I'm standing, NOT intended to be titillating. SHRUG
  13. Considering I said the point of ALL the designs was to exaggerate the fuck out of everything, I have no idea how you reached that utterly bizarre conclusion? What?
  14. Oh man that's fantastic. I've always meant to play Muramasa, but never got around to it. I'm fairly certain I didn't say that.
  15. Mhm, mhm, for sure, I understand! If I'm honest, I'm disappointed that barbarian lady isn't more obviously muscular, but you can still tell she is. Also, at the very least, she is not, by any definition from popular culture, "sexy", which undoubtedly contributes to why she's tied for my favorite. (She'd probably be in first place if hammer dude's beard/mane didn't exist.)
  16. On one out of six characters is that actually true. It doesn't apply to the barbarian lady. I mean c'mon, for real here, c'mon.
  17. SO WHAT WOULD YOU DO INSTEAD THAT WAS THE QUESTION ARGOBOT I mean how do you exaggerate a body without exaggerating the body? Super fat? Super tall and lanky? (Like Waluigi! That'd be awesome!) Super short and squat? (Like an Oompa Loompa!) These are all valid options, for sure. They're not really female-specific options, though. Maybe that's the problem, but that's what they did. I feel like they exaggerated pretty gender-specifically (muscles/lack-of-muscles in all the right/wrong places) for all six characters. Well, except for the lack of a small dude. Small dudes exist, and they don't have one here. Yesssss. That's what I'm talkin' about!
  18. That's fair. Disliking the style for the style is a completely valid complaint. And, so is disliking it for "promoting sexism" or whatever. Don't get me wrong, I understand that. I just can't even begin to see how that conclusion can be reached, given the package as a whole. Sure, look at mage lady in a vacuum and it's tits all day err day, but she's not in a vacuum! So, I have a question for everyone who's bothered by this! The goal was pretty obviously (to me, anyway) to exaggerate into cartoon-levels of absurdity. If you were to design characters with that goal in mind, how would you design some female lady girls? I'm curious! This is a sincere question! I also like how the mage dude is very clearly packing some sick abs 'neath those robes, despite being a wizard man. It's a more subtle exaggeration than HUGE TITS, for sure, and maybe that's t he problem? Either way... Damn. Take it off, bro. The only character I find boring is the knight dude, although his slow-but-deliberate pace helps a bit. Actually, petite elf girl is kinda boring, too. The two barbarians are far and away my favorites.
  19. a) That's not what I said and "Not in the typical anime-ish way" mmm and c) How can you not just look at it and laugh at how absurd it is jesus
  20. I just... I've said this before, but I'm going to say it again. It's so incredibly cartoonish. Not in the typical anime-ish way, where everything is still basically human-shaped except fro the giant eyeballs, but just everything is so exaggerated. How the fuck is anyone turned on by it? Or turned off because they're turned on by it (because how the fuck is anyone turned on by it?)? LOOK at it. Yeesh.
  21. Steam Trading Card

    My friend got in, but I didn't. ):
  22. Steam Trading Card

    . I wonder if it'll be retroactive. *receives 1239751982348 dota 2 cards* TEE BEE AITCH, I have literally no issues with this whatsoever. Not even the Steam Market integration of trading cards, 'cause that'd happen, anyway, and at least this way, players are less likely to get scammed. I enjoy weird meta bullshit, as long as it's unobtrusive, and this seems pretty unobtrusive to me!
  23. Steam Trading Card

    This is an extension of that, yes.
  24. Meeting people from the internet is weird

    I am a twig. And I am very frightened of all things.