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The only thing that could've made it better is if Jack Tretton literally DROPPED A MICROPHONE and walked off the stage.

yess yessss YESSSSS dr. mario you had a good run as the best smash character ever, but your time is over now WII FIT TRAINER, WELCOME TO YOUR THRONE

Hah, yeah, I was never annoyed, just kind of incredibly baffled.

I'm so sold on Wii Fit Trainer. I mean to be honest, I was already sold. But this just cements it.

I always expect Nintendo to disappoint. And yet somehow I'm still disappointed when they do.

i don't even know http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/06/11/e3-2013-wii-fit-trainer-character-coming-to-smash-bros

A lot of people have that "can't run" feeling in dreams. Pretty common. Happens to me all the time. Or, at least, I assume it still does. I also used to have lots of dreams about slowly floating up into a fan. Often after drinking chocolate milk, for some reason. Fuckin' Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. ALSO I had a dream where a sexy vampire lady told me I had to have sex with her (not a direct quote) in order to save my family that she was holding captive. This is when I was really young, before I knew what sex was, and I only put it together after actually learning what sex was, and then I was really confused.

Yeah, I'll never defend the multiplayer fee on either system. It's garbage. But it's also the norm, it'll never change, and it's not a huge cost. I doubt I'd really mind if I actually do end up getting a PS4. That said, I never paid for Gold when I owned a 360, because I had no one to play with. I'd probably buy the PS4 for the singleplayer games.

I used to remember my dreams all the time, and they were always so awesome. Once I was in prison in some dystopian society started speaking in Japanese and subtitles popped up in front of me so the person I was talking to could understand me. Once I got monkey powers in a gigantic condo at the beach where we were sharing it with another family and I liked the girl from the other family and flew down several flights of stairs by swinging on chandeliers and sliding on stairway rails to impress her. Dreams are rad. I wish I could still remember them. Sometimes I wake up and there's a hint of memory of something AMAZING but then it's gone. I think it's because now I have to wake up to alarms instead of just sleeping in as long as I want, like I did in college.

Pretty sure Nachimir summed it up perfectly. Porn star faces. I see "masculine" faces on a daily basis. Except Miranda she's still awkward for the reason I stated.

Also: tee bee aitch, wonderful 101, smash bros are more than enough to sell me on a Wii u. My biggest problem is that the new Mario looks so... bleh. I'd rather have a galaxy retread. Maybe it'll be fun but I know it won't have online so it doesn't matter to me. |:

It's so nice! Unique without being offensively clashing with the rest if my hooked-up-to-TV shit. Just right. Sorry I'm just having some fun. I think it looks fine, but mostly I find it hilarious when people get all up in arms a out the way a console looks.

TEDIOUS?! I think I played a special good build of Mirror's Edge that no one else got.

Man PS4 looks great! I'm glad they made a good-looking and small box for this thing.

The problem with Miranda's face is it just looks weird because Mass Effect shaders 'n' shit.

Very real.

Yeah this shit's kinda hilarious I love it.

Yeah booooo. Although with the Nintendo things it's just hey watch it whenever once we make it available.

IF ANYONE USED GUNS IN THE FIRST GAME (except the dumb required sniping part) THEY ARE NOT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES CORRECTLY

is that REAL

OH MAN so pumped that's all i got i love mirror's edge okay THAT'S all i got

Yeah I forgot that at these conferences "exclusive" just means "exclusive vs the other two console platforms", and my friend just texted me back "it is on PC too, idiot", so hurray.

Is it? Titanfall is Xbone exclusive, as far as all information I can find will tell me.

I was surprised and a bit disappointed at Insomniac apparently being Xbone exclusive. Project Spark looked like dumb-make-a-sandbox-and-play-in-it kind of game. I was kind of enthralled by it. Titanfall looked rad. I have a friend who's been refusing to tell me what he was working on at Respawn for almost a year! Now I can tell him he had the most exciting game at Microsoft conference. HE BLEW UP HIS OWN MECH AND USED THE EXPLOSION TO PROPEL HIMSELF ONTO THE BACK OF ANOTHER MECH AND RIPPED IT TO SHREDS AND THEN SHOT IT IN THE BACK UNTIL IT EXPLODED TOO Also Witcher 3 looked fucking beautiful, OF COURSE.

Yeah I don't begrudge anyone for liking it, but I found the system intolerable. Whateverrrrr.