Twig

It is ridiculously fantastic. Thank you.

i really want a cat guys

I can just tell he's thinking of doing it again, guys. GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES!

Nothing like a nice mob to drive the monsters away! You're the monster, Zeus.

I was definitely under the impression that

That's fair!

Frenetic Pony hates video games, and he's happy that other people hate this one in particular.

You're not the only person to say that. To be honest, I'm a little shocked so many people can't survive for ten seconds! The trick I use is to move back with the obstacles in an up and down fashion to keep my horizontal position relative to the obstacles, and then weave through. Repeat until dead. There are definitely some configurations that are very difficult, and to that end it just becomes luck of the draw, but in my experience that happens maybe one out of ten times (granted: at my skill/knowledge level). I'm okay with that flaw in particular for the purpose of the game jam. Were I to expand on this idea outside that context, I'd definitely try to make the game more balanced, at the very least. I'd also rework the scoring mechanic to reward points based on obstacles defeated, rather than time survived. All in all, I'm pretty satisfied with it, but I'm definitely sad people are finding it this difficult. ):

HELLO FRIENDS! I have also completed my own Flappy Jam entry! Here it is: http://twig.itch.io/twirly-bird BE GENTLE! Also the game is HARD! My personal high score is 15, but I rarely get above 3 or 4. Good luck!

ughhhhhhhhhh i was resisting drop a turd in here for like two pages now because every piece of evidence anyone finds is just confirming their own position because that's what they're looking for so i'm glad someone called it out but also ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I think you meant 6-7 is pretty bad for the traditional gaming review scale. Because it is. Huh! Surprised (and pleased?) RPS likes it.

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Wow fingersmoran uploaded a new video on YouTube what is this 1999.

...Congratulations, you've identified the reason prototyping is a good thing.

I don't really know how to respond to this other than to accuse you of insanity. This is an absurd series of statements.

daaaang

Actually that did happen. Among other things.

a contribution

Wow I never thought I'd see something interesting happen in Ohio. This is surreal!

Sounds like the server's off to a rousing start!

yeah basically

I have a video. This guy's face just really freaked me out. I cried for days. HD required.

I'm not particularly interested in the game, personally, but I REALLY like how dirty those cars are. Sorry. I have nothing else to add. I'M WORST!

Fun (and slightly embarrassing) fact! I've actually turned on my closet light the past two nights because I read those stories. I mean, I get spooked pretty easily, but I can usually logic it away because most of that is just a result of my overactive imagination combined with watching shit like the X-Files or some cheesy horror movie and I know that's not real. But reading those stories - especially Terrorized for Two Hours - and knowing that that was a real person doing that to another real person is fucking terrifying. And even though I know the chances of that happening to me are basically zero, it still gives me the creeps times ten. so hey yeah i'm a 26-year-old baby ):

I'll kill everyone else and still not do it.