Armchair General

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  4. Posted

    I hate to be that guy, but I detest rape jokes. It's a subject that is, for me, not humourous in the least.

    The way it is used on the internet is appalling and brings to mind an immature, pubescent schoolboy with all that entails. The twats in Yufster's thread almost certainly laugh at rape jokes.

    We are better than this.

    (consider yourself told :mock:)

  8. Posted

    It touched me in or around the marriage. But anyway.

    Sounds like this week has been shitty for everyone else, too. Hooray!

    Bum. Good luck Subbes, hope it works out.

  9. Posted

    Whoa, that is some heavy stuff. Don't take this the wrong way (I'm not very good with words, I don't know if you have children, you may have done this already) but you might want to seriously consider talking to a professional about things you have been through.

    You will probably find that when you have children, there will be things you will think and do as a parent that will jog your memory and bring back horrible feelings as you realise just how bad what happened to you and your family were. The realisation that you would never ever come close to doing to your children what somebody else did to you can absolutely break you. You might not, and probably can't, see it coming as those memories and thoughts are buried deep.

    I've made a few assumptions, so if I am off the mark just ignore me and I apologise if that's the case. Your Dad really does justify the use of the C word.

  12. Posted

    Hey Thunderpeel, do you need anymore translating done beca...YOU SCOUNDREL!

    Piratepoo, you know how good my Dutch is, I am zwaar de gekste* after all (pass me the gouda* would you), therefore it should be obvious that I translated that for TP.

    Many thanks in advance for the game.

    ALSO: Miffy, good luck man, make sure you go out in grand style if that's what it's about.

    *I'm all out now.

  13. Posted

    Ah the internet, giving shelter to the stupidly disturbed on planet Earth.

    These people are best left to wallow in their own deluded, screwed up juice. I understand why you sought that kind of thing out (and your Dad sounds very creepy..poor you) but holy shit, they aren't worth the time of day.

    People like that cannot be swayed from their way of thinking, they are just too stupid.

    EDIT: HaHa! I've just skim read some of the forum posts, they are so hilariously misinformed and blatantly untrue it's clear they are operating at block headed playground bully level at best. If you took away the anonymity of the interwebs, they would shrivel away for sure.

  14. Posted

    Wow. Pedestrian films an inconsiderate shop owner blocking the traffic in Bath, but when the owner returns, she's got a mouthful for the guy with the camera.

    ABZ7ttODAmM

    I found this hilarious quote on the touchlocal website for Bath, I love the last bit.

    "I wouldn't support a shop with such an abusive owner, who threatens to accuse people of crimes that haven't occured, assaults innocent bystanders, causes a traffic violation and then sells such appaling knitwear"

    Also, this is pure gold:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-16726406

    Don't fuck with a cyclist, especially if he's a barrister.

  16. Posted

    I feel like the purple sparkle jazz master is an attempt to bridge the gap between guitars and adult toys.

    My eldest son has your disease. He has spent over £1000 on guitars and related paraphernalia and is always on the lookout for another guitar. He wants to get an effects pedal so if you get anywhere with building your own I'd be interested to know how you get on. You could name your creation a similar vein as the sparkle jazz master.

  17. Posted

    Me and Poo played it together a while back, it was pretty good. You should get Poo to do it with you, he knows where all the weapons are and everything. I would be up for a game too, although I am no Poo.

  18. Posted

    So it looks like the robots have finally made their first move, and they're going after the elderly and infirm, first. Those heartless bastards.

    Well I'M not waiting for them to get to me! Down with the machines! *throws laptop out the window*

    This has been foreseen!

  22. Posted

    ... Isn't that back related?

    You can have a herniated intervertebral disc (which is in the back) so maybe that's where you have heard of it before, but hernias are generally in the abdominal wall or adjacent to.

  23. Posted

    Don't shave your balls! The theatre team will do the necessary and keep it to the minimum required. At worst, you could do yourself an injury which could prevent your surgery if it were to become infected (which is certainly possible given short, stubbly hairs and warm groin area) At best, it's unnecessary and makes you look like a porn star (if that can be considered good)

    Doctor's orders : STEP AWAY FROM THE BALL RAZOR!

  25. Posted

    Christoforo is clearly a dick, who still feels cheated that this has happened to him. Personally I think it's brilliant that shit customer service has been exposed so massively. I hope other companies take note.

    Thanks Dan.