Armchair General

You Dutchies and your Black Peters, you're all racist Christmassers the lot of you. I prescribe you 3 willow branches Rodi.

I have sproglets. In my household, whatever I say goes. I tell them Santa is like Satan and that he won't be coming to them in any case, because they are evil and need to be punished. I actively encourage them to strike themselves with willow branches at 0400 Christmas day. Traditionally, on Boxing day, we give them salt and alcohol to rub into their sin purged wounds, whilst mother and I watch from the balcony in our leatherware, sipping alcohol free Gluhwein. To be honest, my kids aren't in to Christmas that much.

I want to believe it, but the references...the references! One of them is the Daily Mail. Shame on you TP!* *Merry Christmas btw:tup:

For a moment there, this went horribly wrong. Then I remembered.

Have a stubby on us Blix! Merry Christmas and hope you have a good time.

Tarvuism!

I think this puffin has been to the dating website above a bit too much... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-16010963

FAO means For Attention Of. No idea of the other one.

DaVinci robots are already in use in real operations, with a surgeon at the helm of course. Apparently, so friends who have used them say, the cameras used give an excellent field of view, much better than the normal view and they are gaining in popularity as a result. Also, assisting in a robotic operation is even duller than assisting in a normal operation* *but then I am a physician, and therefore I am bored by most operations:grin:

Professor Angelini, the world renowned cardiac surgeon, once said in response to someone's demand for something or other: 'I'm afraid a crisis on your side, does not represent an emergency on mine' It's perfect for bullshit 'crises'

Hurrah! I missed you Poo! Have a good time? (FB pictures suggest you did)

Yeah it was cool, much easier with two, we could probably ramp up the difficulty next go, we might get more experience points if it's harder? And, err, yeah, I only followed you off the cliff so you didn't feel left out. I of course knew it would result in certain death.

If anyone is up for a game over the weekend, message my good self on Steam would ya!

Humans are fucked. http://www.wimp.com/sphericalmachine/

El Muerte* said he would shell out the cash for the four pack and then gift us copies. We could then paypal him the money, and get down to some four way action when we are all loaded up. *He did say this, I heard him across the North Sea (It can't be me because I am too poor, sorry)

Good work Miffy, you have my respect. That kind of work is tough and will no doubt have many heart breaking moments too. Teaching kids like that is something I admire from afar, I couldn't do it. Good luck with it all

I am in, cheapskate that I am.

I find it quite amusing that you could be searching for centres at which to take the first part of your motorbike training only to be met with a strangulated pair of balls tied up with string or some such. Gotta love the interwebs.

I agree, superconductors are high up on the holy fucking shit cuteness scale. I think that you are perhaps high also, on the fuck off you stupid bot scale.

Subbes Cat gif The funniest (and probably only) cat related video to make me chuckle. I applaud you:clap: P.S Should a full stop come before or after an emoticon thing? I have been up all night working, so you may want to ignore this.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

Being a doctor, I'm more familiar with the colon, than the semi colon. I can recommend getting to grips with a colon, it can be very rewarding.

Ah, the mighty Blix's former avatar returns.

What am I missing Poo? Should I get in on this? My life is in your hands.

Good for you Synth. Onward and upward:tup: P.S. What was it like working with PiratePoo...I heard he's a real hard ass in the boardroom?