Armchair General

Are you sure it's just the Luxembourgian accent you're interested in there Rodi

My aim was not to limit free speech, just to say that I think, on this forum, we can be above rape jokes.

There are ladies who do have two: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicornuate_uterus I've found a cure for the common cold if I can contact this guy.

I hate to be that guy, but I detest rape jokes. It's a subject that is, for me, not humourous in the least. The way it is used on the internet is appalling and brings to mind an immature, pubescent schoolboy with all that entails. The twats in Yufster's thread almost certainly laugh at rape jokes. We are better than this. (consider yourself told )

It's gonna sting when he puts his socks on in the morning. My guess is a super powerful muscle contraction + rotational force on the femur = Broken femur and hurty-ness.

Being the super nice dude I am, I'll help you out. I should warn you however that I am pretty fucking useless at getting things like this right. How do I get the game to you? and, you only need my email to paypal me the moolah correct?

This is fucking hilarious:tup::tup:

Bum. Good luck Subbes, hope it works out.

Whoa, that is some heavy stuff. Don't take this the wrong way (I'm not very good with words, I don't know if you have children, you may have done this already) but you might want to seriously consider talking to a professional about things you have been through. You will probably find that when you have children, there will be things you will think and do as a parent that will jog your memory and bring back horrible feelings as you realise just how bad what happened to you and your family were. The realisation that you would never ever come close to doing to your children what somebody else did to you can absolutely break you. You might not, and probably can't, see it coming as those memories and thoughts are buried deep. I've made a few assumptions, so if I am off the mark just ignore me and I apologise if that's the case. Your Dad really does justify the use of the C word.

Can you elaborate?

That is fabulously awful

Hey Thunderpeel, do you need anymore translating done beca...YOU SCOUNDREL! Piratepoo, you know how good my Dutch is, I am zwaar de gekste* after all (pass me the gouda* would you), therefore it should be obvious that I translated that for TP. Many thanks in advance for the game. ALSO: Miffy, good luck man, make sure you go out in grand style if that's what it's about. *I'm all out now.

Ah the internet, giving shelter to the stupidly disturbed on planet Earth. These people are best left to wallow in their own deluded, screwed up juice. I understand why you sought that kind of thing out (and your Dad sounds very creepy..poor you) but holy shit, they aren't worth the time of day. People like that cannot be swayed from their way of thinking, they are just too stupid. EDIT: HaHa! I've just skim read some of the forum posts, they are so hilariously misinformed and blatantly untrue it's clear they are operating at block headed playground bully level at best. If you took away the anonymity of the interwebs, they would shrivel away for sure.

I found this hilarious quote on the touchlocal website for Bath, I love the last bit. "I wouldn't support a shop with such an abusive owner, who threatens to accuse people of crimes that haven't occured, assaults innocent bystanders, causes a traffic violation and then sells such appaling knitwear" Also, this is pure gold: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-16726406 Don't fuck with a cyclist, especially if he's a barrister.

So you enjoyed your game with Poo? That's your trial period over buddy, now you must rent his license from me. He only plays games on my command.

I feel like the purple sparkle jazz master is an attempt to bridge the gap between guitars and adult toys. My eldest son has your disease. He has spent over £1000 on guitars and related paraphernalia and is always on the lookout for another guitar. He wants to get an effects pedal so if you get anywhere with building your own I'd be interested to know how you get on. You could name your creation a similar vein as the sparkle jazz master.

Me and Poo played it together a while back, it was pretty good. You should get Poo to do it with you, he knows where all the weapons are and everything. I would be up for a game too, although I am no Poo.

This has been foreseen!

You guys have probably seen this before, but hey..... Watch until the end, I wasn't expecting it I also can't embed for shit, so if somebody wants to do that, go right ahead.

Welcome back. I almost didn't recognise you there, great tan!

Have PM'd you Gwardinen Here is good summary, for anyone else who's interested in the management of RSI: http://www.gpnotebook.co.uk/simplepage.cfm?ID=x20080514162921225450&linkID=70938&cook=no

You can have a herniated intervertebral disc (which is in the back) so maybe that's where you have heard of it before, but hernias are generally in the abdominal wall or adjacent to.

Don't shave your balls! The theatre team will do the necessary and keep it to the minimum required. At worst, you could do yourself an injury which could prevent your surgery if it were to become infected (which is certainly possible given short, stubbly hairs and warm groin area) At best, it's unnecessary and makes you look like a porn star (if that can be considered good) Doctor's orders : STEP AWAY FROM THE BALL RAZOR!

My avatar now accurately reflects my feelings on the festive period. Uploaded with ImageShack.us EDIT: For those without a magnifying glass.

Christoforo is clearly a dick, who still feels cheated that this has happened to him. Personally I think it's brilliant that shit customer service has been exposed so massively. I hope other companies take note. Thanks Dan.