Armchair General

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  1. Obligatory comical YouTube thread

    Glad it wasn't just me then! Andy
  2. GTA XLIX Almost 50 baby!

    That sounds like spasmodic torticollis. Some diazepam and painkillers will sort it for you. Unless you get it all the time (?) in which case it's focal dystonia and much harder to treat. Let's hope it's a rare occurence See you back in your rightful game soon I hope (That's L4D2 not some racer or whatever:mock:) Andy
  3. A super duper Cray super computer and he still crashes a hundred times before getting into the game... I have A v P too Patski, we just need to persaude everyone else now.... Andy
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    You are truly a great, great man. Andy
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    Yeah, that damn Russian server. I cannot fathom for the life of me, why you would want to remove the return to lobby option on a server. Surely all that is EVER going to do is annoy people? Maybe someone cleverer than me can think of a reason. After the faff-fest, it either needed to gouge my own eyes out with a spoon or quit playing and have a beer. Being the wimp I am, I took the second option, sorry:getmecoat Andy
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    Anyone up for some expert this weekend?? (23rd/24th Jan) I should be free/hope to be free.
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    Dear James, it is clear to anyone with eyes and a head that you would be nothing, NOTHING, without me. Prior to my arrival in your world, you drifted aimlessly through the meadows of life, making daisy chains and eating blackberries that passing dog's had wazzed on. As little as 48 hours ago, I gave you insightful and mature career advice (see 'get a better job now cos you will really hate it when you have children) and schooled you in the ways of Western culture (see 'have you read The Road by Cormack McCarthy James?'- 'Yes I have, about 6 months ago thankyou Andy). I think if you look inside deep inside yourself, you know of what I speak to be true. Best Wishes, Armchair 'Just a little game James' General Ahem, yes thankyou Pirate. I think actually ALL THREE of your word choices would be closest to the mark. I was tired, cold, alone and MIKEIFIED Never again will I pity you when I grind you into the dirt bitch. Yours, AG
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    The only mod I like the sound of is the autospawn finale mod. This doesn't fundamentally change the game in any real way, unlike the autospawn, which does tip the balance in favour of the survivors (see Concert finale holed up in the corner) Otherwise, I generally despise mods.
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    Yeah I am familiar with this mod too although I have found in practice; it's not that effective. Usually, I hear some brief grunting (usually Pirate fnarr fnarr) or broken swearing, not enough time or clarity to actually wind Patters up with some sarcastic barbs while I yank his innards out for the 99th time that game:mock: I did play with a mod that allowed the smoker to move about once they smoked someone, that was fun. I saw a smoker grab a guy and then move around some scenery and because the only other player standing was in the red on health, they couldn't catch up. It was like a macabre Benny Hill sketch Maybe we should dream up some mods and persuade Skratche to include them on his server? (I say this as someone with very little knowledge about how to implement mods or make servers)
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    I was reading on the Steam forums that some people had modded their servers to remove autospawn in the finale(s). That is perhaps the only worthwhile mod I have ever come across. Discuss.
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    I have successfully infiltrated your neurons such that you assume I am here. I feel like a Jedi. Hey Jeff, good to see you
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    Hey Skratche, yeah I did *finally*. My Pirate, what a lovely thing to say 'out of the blue and unprompted' like that Is your holy server back up and running yet Skratchatoon?
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    Woot! I have finally gotten around to finding this sub-forum! Hey guys, it's like meeting up with my family...aaahhhhh (vomits) Downloaded L4D2 yet Patterski?
  14. New people: Read this, say hi.

    Well now, I have been playing with some of the good folk from these very forums for many a Sunday night and thought I had better come by and say hello, so..err Hello . I'm Andy a.k.a. Armchair General, pleased to meet you. (stands around awkwardly with hands in pockets)