Armchair General

The beach near where I live looked that beach, until a couple of local people picked all the crap up and made this: http://lilstockbeachhut.blogspot.com/ We have taken the children there for the day, it's really cool:tup:

I would like to play too! (wife permitting ) Also, Al is actually a Thumb which makes him a doubly nice dude.

I would be interested although I have no idea how to play any of those gamew you mentioned

So I can bank on a 46" from my mum too?

And now you have fucked up my plans for weekend gaming with you post exams Patters...FUCK YOU AND YOUR COURIERS.

I just sat the hardest exam of my life. Ten years of hard, hard work came down to ONE, one hour long exam. It was MEGA stressful. The professor told me at the end that I had done so well that he wanted to marry me. Words cannot express how happy I am right now:tup: If you ever find yourself so worried about an exam that you cannot sleep, eat or smile, I have felt your pain and say to you, hang in there buddy, do your best and stay positive.... It feels great when you get to the other side and you WILL get to the finish line even though it seems miles off right now Exams are shit, but they can be great too (a little bit!)

Miffy, from one University bod to another, CONGRATULATIONS MAN!!!:tup::tup: Hang that thing up on the wall and take pride in it everyday I'm feeling good too, because I just sat the hardest exam I have ever, EVER done and was pleased it went well and then the Professor (one of two examiners and head of the final year at medical school) says to me...'Andy...that was brilliant...we both wanted to marry you in there :tup:' ALRIGHT!!! EDIT: Sorry to hear you are having grief Sombre. She sounds like a really good friend and really good friends understand stuff. Good luck with it. EDIT EDIT: That's a first class degree Miffy! *HIGHFIVE*

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A drunken cyber 'I fucking love you man':tup: Brilliant! Well done on your drinking too, I'm impressed with your self control

Snoogle, that is a major tonic clonic (the new term for Grand Mal) seizure dude:eek: Dislocating both your arms is immense. Glad you're ok but whoa, medication check needed maybe?!

I would suggest that Patters could well be described as a cock ring yes.

Glad it turned out ok. If any geezers are reading this and are sitting there wondering whether that lump on their goolies is normal or not but are worried the doctor will think that your knob is too small, or it might be a woman doctor.... As Monkey's doctor said, they/we see gadzillions of knobs and fannies of all shapes and sizes and take notice of none of them. You are not the first and you certainly won't be the last. Get the hairy boys checked out, it only takes a minute and it might save your life. P.S. I have discharged the ever present duty to promote health for this week. I shall sully the forums no more this week

If it's 'floating around' your testicle, my money's on an epididymal cyst. These cysts are generally of no consequence but can occasionally give you trouble, trouble being pain usually. Testicular cancer is a lump within the testicle or felt on it's surface; it's not seperate to the testicle. A varicocoele (a grouping together of your veins from your testicle) could be construed as a floating lump by the layman also. Again these usually give no trouble but have been linked with infertility so you might want to talk to your doctor about that. In short and in a lame attempt to try and assuage any anguish you might be having worrying about it, it doesn't sound like it's anything serious. You are also doing absolutely the right thing by going to your doctor, that's what real men do Good luck and I hope you don't have to wait too long for your appointment.

So it's getting to that time again....a new refreshed multiplayer. It's not urgent, I'm still loving BC2, but there is a palpable void growing The question is...what on earth could we play? I have no idea, being locked away in revision land for so long, so suggestions please folks. Let's discuss!

Thanks Miffy:tup::tup: Results on the 24th June for me.....sleepless nights until then:( Fingers crossed though:tup:

Good luck for tomorrow Patski:tup:, and good luck to me too:tmeh: Nearly done...WOOHOO:clap:

Whoa Kingz, he's pretty damn good

Try this Nappi... http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/88063.Origins_Reconsidered_In_Search_of_What_Makes_Us_Human The Leakey family have been giants in human anthropology.

I was more asking the question..do people think it's cool? rather than me saying it's sort of cool if you see what I meant to say

Although it's sort of ...cool? I can't help but think, everytime I see this kind of thing...why? They always remind me of the guy in Police Academy who made machine gun noises i.e. a bit daft. Is it just me? EDIT: I'm talking about the guy making noises with his mouth, not Wrestle's raver dudes

Like the NS5's, they'll be in every household before long...in position and POISED. http://ardrone.parrot.com/parrot-ar-drone/en

It was a looong time ago I played it, but I remember Tachyon being a worthwhile play. I never finished it and I can't decide if it was because I was younger and more impatient or because I didn't think the effort/satisifaction pay off was sufficiently great. Probably the former if I was a betting man

Well, 2nd and 3rd exam of five out the way today. One paper alot harder than the first (aren't they always) but I'm hoping I did enough to get through. Another on Thursday then last one on Monday next week, then I am done WOOOOHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!* *(sorry, premature finishline celebration there)

WOOF!

Fuzzy lobster is a forum poster who doubles as a 'lady in the background' whenever Strangepork is playing. She tried her hand at a bit of L4D last night briefly, hence my post. I will have to google about this I hate mountains thing...I am always in the dark...Pirate usually keeps me up to date, or Patski. BOTH HAVE FAILED ME