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Oh, I see, if it's not a game screenshot, it can't widen the page. Just for that I'll find a 5000px-wide screenshot of Skyrim.

I think you mean computer and video games.

They're back. Apparently this time they're trimming the hedges. (SOBS WILDLY.)

Well then hush, I'm going to lie down for a nap.

I DON'T KNOW. I have been up since 2:30AM, when I woke up because my husband was snoring, and now, when I am finally sleepy again, they are mowing the lawn outside with the loudest possible machinery. Who do I have to kill?

That wouldn't be a problem for me, obviously. (OBVIOUSLY.)

Enjoy the flies in your teeth and the wind-flapped jowls! (I'm saving up for a roadster - a Mazda MX5/Miata - but student loans, the need to take transatlantic trips to see my family, and a low-paying job mean I'll be 30 before that happens.)

No, that's exactly how I meant it.

Wait. The bit where the hand model "flicked" the video of the parrot at the TV screen. 1: I foresee a lot of pictures of dongs being sent to televisions via Wii U 2: No stylus.

Maybe you have the kind of accent/voice that turns everything into trash-talk.

At this point the way I feel about Pikmin 3 is analogous to the way y'all feel about BG&E2. Also Shiggy mentioned P3 in a round-table last E3 in response to a reporter whose intern was begging him to ask - and all Shigs said was "Ha ha, ask me after I'm done with Skyward Sword" (not an actual quote). Shigs is q good at trolling Pikmin fans. But I have faith it will come and it will be glorious.

dammit where is pikmin 3 look i'm so frustrated i have abandoned my shift key and punctuation shigeru miyamoto you magnificent bastard where is pikmin 3

Sony users don't choose very good passwords.

Wau. I just watched the press conference (previously I was relying on media coverage of the Wii U) and I changed my mind, this looks awesome. Pressing question: Will it be backwards-compatible, so I can play my Gamecube games on the Wii U controller?

I'm a bit disappointed by this. Looks expensive, the console only supports one at a time, and N hasn't really shown that they know what to do with it. I am keeping my fingers crossed that some "killer app" game comes at launch that will really show the strength of what, right now, seems almost unnecessary.

GAH. I finally get into the IGN live video and see... Reggie saying goodbye. WELL DONE ME.

D'you know what the definition of insanity is?

You don't want to talk to your XBox?

Right, I'll try this cha- Oh. (SAD FACE.)

Bah. I'm stuck at work with only an iPhone for Internet, so I guess I will miss the fun. If you decide to do the drinking game, guys, have a designated spotter.

I estimated 3 yards of reason and 4 feet of logic.

I'm rubbish at PD multiplayer. A chum still likes to wind me up by whispering "VengeSim is right behind youuuuuu."

Same studio, and one was built off the back of the other, so sort of understandable. Couldn't have slapfights in PD, though.

Oh, thanks for explaining in such a reasoned and measured manner.