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I will also cry, but in an ironic fashion. Also: Wooooooo! it's almost 4AM, I'm drunk on GIN and watching Star Trek: Voyager. NERDZ YO.

I AM EXCITED

I wore a skirt to work today for the first time in months. It was weird.

Better to just do what I do and cultivate a sexual attraction for octegenari- I'M SORRY I CAN'T CONTINUE THIS JOKE IT'S JUST GROSS

Why do they care how much it costs you to resurface your driveway? (I am envious of your being able to consider a new car. I was planning on getting one this year but have had to give up on that because I'm poor now.)

hay bbx, can you coach my Little League team?

I prefer the rational lunatics myself, but I'll take irrational in a pinch.

Maybe she just doesn't want to break the law. (What I'm saying is, jaiiiilbaaaaait.)

As long as you're not creepy about it, girls tend to like honesty about emotions. (Mostly. There's an exception-that-proves-the-rule thing with Being Supremely Mysterious, but that's very hard to pull off and only tends to work for a short period of time until it stops being mysterious and starts being irritating.)

Ooo. I do recommend the ComicsAlliance recaps/analyses of the Batman movies - here's the first one for Begins.

I have a strict "3 funnies per mouthful of branes" policy. Ooh actually that reminds me, time to update my sig.

Yeah, uh, when I was going to drive out to the woods last year to commit suicide[*] I wrote a note with a list of places on the internet to notify. [*] Obviously I thought better of it, unless I'm some sort of zombie right now.

Ouch. Upper or lower wisdom teeth? Also, which molar?

Yeah, I keep thinking I've come to terms with my own mortality and the ever-present grim spectre of PHAEDRUS Death, but learning I haven't. And it's something that everyone goes through, so it's not like it's particularly interesting or funny to talk about.

Ffffhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrfhhhhhhhf. Still can't believe he's dead. Also, broke my trousers. (But that hardly seems much of an issue now.)

Never compared wages, then?

Nutshell: Thompson puts up a lot of signs telling you not to touch things because he's doing complex engineering and if you fiddle with it his hours of hard work will go down the drain. Everyone ignores the signs and Thompson gets very sad.

Our Man Bashir is a great episode and, I think, what really sold me on Garak.

Just found out an internet not-quite-chum-but-a-bit-more-than-acquaintance died on the 12th. He was the same age as me. This is not cool.

Sounds like an opportunity to pick up a stimulant habit. Also if you've not already, I recommend reading Pedagogy of the Oppressed. Especially because Arizona's Sec'y of Education objects to it.

(TESTS TAPPING ALL OVER HER TOUCHPAD.*) The top edges (i.e. the parts closer to the keyboard) don't click. Everything beyond the first inch or so has a physical movement and click. * THIS IS NOT A SEXUAL REFERENCE.