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That pug's got swag. ADORABLE.

Bro culture vs nerd culture. Sigh.

But you should totally read the linked page in order to encounter the "femisapien" that "has a 'love' sensor for kissing... she is programmed to introduce herself, hand-out business cards, strut like a lady and if you're lucky, she'll fall into love mode" (you don't even have to be named Motosuwa Hideki). Also a female robocop.

the inverse of all those Thumbs episode breaks when pizza arrived

I'm bored with seasonal avs now.

Maybe he can magically make it come back. HINT HINT, CHRIS. HINT. MOTHERFUCKING. HINT.

I got a speeding ticket today (85/70, reduced to 78/70 because I was so nice and basically pulled myself over as soon as I saw the cop car pull out) on the drive back from my in-laws. Can't decide whether to spend extra to go to driving school and keep my insurance rate low, or spend less in the short term to just pay the fine and cross my fingers that my insurance rate doesn't increase because I have a piece of shit 11-year-old car and am an almost-middle-aged woman.

I SAID THANK YOU

You should teach them about Krampus while you're at it.

(WHISPERS) boxcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

I completely agree with this, except if asking you about it is going to make you not want to do it.

guys guys guys Kim Jong Il has looked at his last persimmon tree

I'm so burned out on infographics. What is wrong with text?

There's a blackreach bit that's part of the main quest. Something to do with a scroll.

The alternative reading of my comment is available for a small fee.

Is that the one with the special Nirnroot quest?

Nick has ugly bath towels.

(IS VERY GLAD SHE IS AT LEAST HALF A CONTINENT AWAY FROM ALL THESE NEW DRIVERS.) Actually on the subject of driving, I signed up for one of those invasive "tracks your driving patterns" gizmos in order to reduce my insurance cost. Because I drive well (i.e. not between 11pm and 5AM, not for long distances, and without sudden braking) I earned a 1/3 discount on my already cheap car insurance. Joke's on them, though - I only drive like an old person because my car is such a shitbox that it can't handle anything fun. P.S. I am well aware i never posted pictures of my pens in this thread. I consider it a blessing to you all that I abstained.

Run away from girl a (she won't get it together any time soon), have a talk with girl b and work out if you like her; go home and fap until not depressed. THERE I HAVE SOLVED IT