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In order to prepare I shall begin listening to all my old Idle Thumbs in chronological order from the beginning. Even the Conf Grenades, which I usually skip because the sound quality isn't that great. (Congrats Nick)

Miffy! You're on. If I ever get to Canada. Maybe I can convince my best friend to meet me there - he loves Canada, for reasons I have never been able to get him to explain. Thunderpeel: It's on the "secret" Starbucks menu, which definitely exists in the USA. Here, you just say it, and if they look at you confusedly, then explain and mention that it's on the unpublished menu and they can look it up if needs be. Arg, now I'm craving one but it's only 8AM here and the closest SBux has a really really chatty girl working the counter at this time of day, and she constantly quizzes me about my accent and LOOK I AM AN INTROVERT EXCEPT ON THE INTERNET PLEASE JUST GIVE ME MY ULTRA-CAFFEINATED CHAI AND ALLOW ME TO DRINK IT IN SILENCE. I SAID SILENCE.

I fuckin' hate the way pine cones predict the weather.

Well even if you're a supervisor you'd probably need to have some floor time to know what your employees are facing, right? Or am I accidentally revealing that I've never been in a management position ever? A dirty chai is a chai latte with a shot of espresso in it. It is glorious. (A dirty hippie is a dirty chai made with soy milk instead of moo milk. I had hoped it came with a hash brownie on the side, but no.)

There are people who have made barista-ing their lives, ain't no shame in working an espresso machine. Please learn how to make designs in the foam and then make a thumb or goldblum design for us also i'll have a venti dirty chai please

Thanks! I attribute it to reading a lot of Kate Beaton's stuff and also being quite tired and therefore a bit punchy.

that's what you get if you hang around in phone booths waiting for a call from the Idle Thumbs ARG

I am so dang excited

it'll probably turn out to be an ad for a ski resort

So... it's definitely not an ARG?

(SNIFFS, WIPES AWAY TEAR) it's okay shhhhh calm down it's okay that you're a terrible person

I, uh, actually uh someone should probably investigate that PHP page because it looks a bit, um, sketchy. UNLESS IT'S AN ARG BECAUSE IF IT'S AN ARG I AM TOTALLY DOWN FOR THIS

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyou fucker (P.S. does my cat count as a non-human visitor?)

(I amuse myself.)

hey toblix i have a correction YOUR FACE

no, not you someone else

someone hold me

WHY DID YOU MAKE A NEOLOGISM FOR GIANT BOMB DON'T YOU KNOW THEY ARE OUR ENEMIES IN A WAY I CANNOT EXPLAIN AND FOR A REASON THAT I HAVE JUST MADE UP

oh man it changed

pete pete pete I sent you a letter

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(RAISES HAND EAGERLY.)

You should get one. They can shit on your couch, too.

Like your mom'd.