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I only have one monitor at work (and one at home on the laptop). I work with DBs and would really appreciate a second monitor when I'm trying to map our clever and intuitive table schema into some third-party's obfuscated and illogical CSV data-upload form and can't fit both on my screen side-by-side. (Seriously, CSV? Oh, and you're using VBScript? Good luck with that. And you got the million dollar contract instead of us, because your terrifying VBScript has a glossy cover. The nerdy girl at prom, here.)

The sign-maker is an animal.

Bugle lips & cheeto hands. The crimefighting snack duo.

You... you let the bird out of your hat?

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Ah, yes - let thee who is ergonomically correct cast the first stone, and all that. (I don't actually game on my laptop, because my laptop is also a Mac.)

"clever"

Some of you people seem to have gaming setups that are terrible, ergonomically.

Great! Then I've probably never had sex with you.

I never stop playing because the next achievement is just within reach, just two more minutes

Huh. You look like a dude I dated for a while in college. Did you ever DJ for 97X?

I like not having to do my own maintenance or pay for repairs. For example, if the plumbing breaks in the middle of the night, the landlord has to pay the extortionate costs of having someone come out to fix it.

I'll quite happily disagree with you there unless you're managing some sort of happy mortgage situation where you can easily sell up & move without making a net loss. In related home items, my parents are building an extension (years of living in the US meant that their old home in the UK seemed tiny by comparison). Well, okay, builders are building the extension, my Mum is providing lots of tea for the builders, and my Dad is decompensating because of the disruption to his routine.

What luck! There's a french fry stuck in my beard!

"Expressing individualism is just plain wrong."

I would have said J Nash secrets but ha ha! everyone knows there is no such thing THE MAN IS A CIPHER

well fine then in return you will never get hot hot Cam Winstanley secrets

I worry funny animal pictures are becoming my "thing."

Will, uh... will this hankering be, uh... ...the sort of thing I could pay $9.95 a minute to watch?

look I've told you I'm sorry i misspelled your name on my thank-you note for the laser-cut Horace now please drop it

what about those of us who say we pirate because pirated movies don't have the 30-second FBI anti-piracy warnings and unskippable ads at the beginning ALZZx1xmAzg

Very poorly. The noise a space invader makes when attacking sounds almost exactly like a spouse snoring.

But it will be something for the future! the future!

JOEL