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I like that Badger later explains that the place doesn't cut their pizzas and then "pass the savings on to you" and Jesse totally calls him on how dumb an idea that is.

For anyone looking for a new bike:

Jurassic Park, the second time...

Stop that.

spoilered for spider

Be direct, be succinct, don't be a jerk, and don't be wishy-washy. Here’s a script: "I’m glad we got together, but it just isn’t working for me, I’m sorry. [Optional: Can we not hang out for a good while and then pick this up down the road as friends?]" Deflect any “Why” with “I’m sorry, it’s just not working for me.” seriously i should just link to CaptainAwkward every time I post, i adore that site for "how do humans interact" questions

Bees?

But despite it all, you've remained humble!

I watched a 50-minute speedrun of the Ghost In The Shell: SAC game for PS2 on Saturday evening. So, that was a thing.

I have a review blog and I use WordP for it, but I'm not the one doing the administration because I'm piggy-backing on a chum's server and he has to do all that work for his own WordP install. I've never used Blogger, and I apparently have a Tumblr but I can't remember the password for it. tumblr confuses me because the main method of interaction seems to be through resharing content with additional commentary, which means comments get disconnected from their original inspiration and I'm getting too old for that.

You've read Captain Awkward before, right? Right??

WordPress is terrible. Blogger has weird-ass pagination/"previously" links. Tumblr has a lot of users but unless you're posting Dr Who gifs or Avengers slash you probably won't get much attention from many of them.

aw man, who fixed it

NICK BRECKON'S HALLOWE'EN COSTUME

I <3 Sue Perkins, and have ever since Light Lunch.

ONLY IF YOU MADE THE WRONG DECISION seriously he made a zombie early-warning system an early warning system

Christ, this line just.... just reading it in my head, it was TOTAL JAKE. I heard it in my head in Jake's voice. Then I checked to see who posted it and BAM! Jake. (hi jake)

p.s. and those clangers, eh

Oh! Monkey Island for the Amiga! Hang on, let me check amr.abime.net/... oh, right, okay, good. If I'd missed a chance to castigate someone for giving it a rubbish score in AP, I'd be, well, something.

Nick's mom got quite annoyed today that people had stolen her son.

You Amerocentrists and your distaste for the correct name of the murder mystery themed detective game Cluedo. The game was published in 1949: there weren't many funny puns around, as we had used them all for the war effort. Cluedo was the best pun we had, and by gum we liked it.