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why is rob lowe on the box

Master Chief -> Master Chief Tank -> Master Chief Sphere -> Master Chief Planet It's Halos all the way down.

Any fake-Latin vocal track in video games works much better if mentally replaced with One-Winged Angel. (By "works much better" I mean "makes things funnier".)

The "glue heads to sewer" was all me, but the Finnish/pigfucking was from the same comics thread on SA. Not sure if the forums are locked down right now, so if you don't have an account you may not be able to read it.

That's a tree.

GET OUT

Well, what if you translate the headline as "Glue heads to sewer"? That's less literal but still has a pun within it, and the confusion over plurals could be written off as a symptom of whatever landed him in the institution. Finnish quiz (content shamefully stolen from the Comics Megathread on SA, where Fingerpori is posted fairly regularly): I say Finnish is excellent. You say "Kyllä, Suomi on paras kieli parhaillaan puhutaan tänään." Do you mean 1) "Yes, Finnish is the best language currently being spoken today." or 2) "Your father brutally sodomized a pig last night." or 3) Both?

Is Finnish really as crazy-layered a language as Fingerpori makes it seem? p.s.

* pun not intended.

Reading translations of Fingerpori (and explanations of the puns in it) makes me wonder how Finns ever manage to get anything done. Even a neighbour saying "Good morning" must require the listener to spend an hour working out whether it was a greeting or an imprecation against malignant weevils.

oh shit, cue the Reznor-based ARG disseminated through USB sticks left in bathrooms.

This thread is an unstoppable juggernaut.

I'm saving my money for the Horace kickstarter.

hurr hurr use firefox hurr hurr (I use chrome and also have this issue.)

Lorises (lorii?) are exc, but look:

Scott's mad because the train sim DLC he bought on sale is corrupt and it's showing milk bottles everywhere instead of signal lights.

The tilde is so much more ~useful~ than that boring old ¬. Kawaii~~~~~~~~~~~

mac users constantly slighted

None of the games I want are available on Mac! Horororay, I have saved money!

I bought a jar of pickled onions last month on a Friday evening and ate the entire thing for dinner. I would do this sort of thing more often but because they're imported from the UK and marked up horrendously, a jar of pickled onions costs quite a bit. (Temporary living alone = not giving a fuuuuuck about smelling like pickled onions.)

Canadian thx come earlier. And for that they are very sorry.

Ugh. Dammit. This game. This gaaaaaaaame. I didn't cry, but I got sad. Clementine's story is so heart-wrenching. I had a bug at the beginning where the game forgot my choices and started me with the wrong group; I quit and restarted and that fixed it. welp next stop Fables.

P.P.S. Obligatory Metal Machine Music reference.