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I requested the dy off work before my birthday so I can have a tiny "so old" freakout in the bathtub with a cake.

I turn 30 in a month. Aaag.

Video james, dammit.

Make a fort out of the boxes!

The world of video game podcasts has become some weird human centipede-y mashup and I'm sort of scared.

Shammack gleefully told me about this thread because he knows I like to talk about my medical oddness. Just to spite him I am going to explain that I'm totes medically normal. Edit: got stuck in goon mode, used wrong smiley

In fact I look exactly like my avatar.

I'm British, so my blood's already 80% tea.

I bought a pack of ginger ale sweetened with Stevia, because I am beginning to think I drink too much artificially-sweetened soda. Stevia is made from a plant that's related to ragweed. After drinking two can of this soda I have a sore throat and my nose is feeling stuffy. I wonder if ragweed is one of my hayfever triggers? (TRIGGER WARNIN'.)

PROTIP: every time someone refers to Asia as "the Orient" you should immediately think of them as racists. That'll distract you from the ramen.

God DAMN but we're a load of squirmy weirdos. (I am not very good at interacting with people.)

so basically you're not satisfied with one person (j/k; i tried polyamory for a bit but then we decided to choose borin' monogamy)

The thing about hating php is that i don't always hate it No, wait, bear with me here For familiar tasks, your general day-to-day living, it's easy to get along with Then it suddenly serves you a dinner of bad design choices and ludicrous quirks and you're supposed to sit there and go "yes, php, yes, i am glad i'm going out with you, you are a much better language than that python i was seeing before, yes" otherwise php will get that crazy glitter in its eyes and cut all your new suit jackets to shreds to teach you a lesson [meanwhile today I am tasked with writing something in python that will perform a bunch of ldap queries and then perform file manipulation and w32ServiceCalls based on the results of those ldap calls supposed to be an easy task but it's taking me way longer than it should because i'm rubbbbbbbbbisssh]

if anyone cares i hate php

P.S. I loathe Patrick Klepek and he is the reason I don't like Giant Bomb any more. They should fire his whiny manchild ass and get someone qualified instead. ITT: SUBBES COMPLAININ ABOUT INTERNET WEBSITES

one of our cats is sat in his cat tree looking out the window meowing at a bird i cant stop thinking how funny it would be if i pushed him off

Sorry to spoil your fun, but the picture was unrelated to Goldblum smilies.

Jeez, well done ignoring the existing thread. Mods, can we merge?

I use PhotoBooth because Mac. But on my Win machine I use ArcSoft (and a pirated version no less, because ArrcSoft is pretty crap and not worth the price they are charging).

i am coming to london in 44 hours also i am drunk, but tbh this doesn't alter my posting style* much * (some sort of tumblr mishmash only cute when done by zooey deschanel)