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He's turned into a bit of a brat now, he just muscles his way onto your lap or keyboard. If you try to stop him he'll push harder until you give in.

No, I'm just naturally a creepy weirdo :'(

Tenga, makers of sex toys for men (of the "this cylindrical prism has a hole in it" variety), have demo-ed the "VR TENGA," an Oculus Rift/Novint Falcon/Tenga monstrosity which Kotaku, bless their clickbait blog titles, labelled a "virtual sex robot handjob." I am not linking it because I don't want to be "That Person."

I'm doomed to always be the creepy woman who bothers people. Unrelatedly, tripod cat:

dear christ

I'd post intoxicatd but we're out of beer and i'm too lazy to go to the store

I'm... I'm barfing everywhere. So many barves.

Maybe the student can give you a name of the person they asked, so you can e-mail them to say "thanks for recommending my site" and cultivate someone ~~on the inside~~

I've got a giant soft spot for Enid Blyton books! It's right here, above my right eyebrow, and it's from where an anthology fell off a high shelf and hit me.

Robutt.

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHO LET THE FEMINISM THREAD LEAK INTO THIS ONE

I'm sort of fond of you too, Crow

So glad to have been watching Chris' triumph tonight.

Oh, and the fact that because I did my hair in the mirror, I parted it on the wrong side. Whomp whomp.

Especially the dirty mirror!

Hubba hubba zoot zoot Also here is a selfie of my Pam costume from last week. I was trying to make a Pam face but failed; also just spotted that perspective makes it look like my left hand is huge. I promise I don't really have Lana-hands.

Finally someone noticed! Of course it is.

Yeah, I did. Made my hand way too hot so I took it off after a while.

I dreamed a weird dream about Jake and now I'm creeped out.

Bearclaws. Rar.

Not much! Goin' to a halloween party tonight. Dressin' as Pam.

You missed the opportunity to call them "thunderpants." I am ashamed of you.

Hello! It's been a while.

Have you considered doing your own homework?