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  1. Wait... you mean... :\ Thanks for the casts, guys. Congrats Nick I'll keep the iTunes sub on for the inevitable future casts.
  2. Watch the ending to episode 50 be an announcement that they're being sued by IGN.com for all those fake pullquotes.
  3. If alcoholic beverages didn't make me throw up, I would SO be drunk-dialing 55-WIZARDON right now.
  4. (IGN.com)

    HT to McBacon @ GAF for finding this one: "'There's a tendency among the press to attribute the creation of a game to a single person,' says Warren Spector, creator of Thief and Deus Ex." - IGN.com
  5. I freely admit to zoning out for about 15 minutes trying to come up with a pilot for "Jake Rodkin Controls The Internet". Chris Remo and Nick Breckon guest-star as Jake tries to spare his parents from the horrors of Ctrl-Alt-Del! It's an all-new edition of Jake Rodkin Controls The Internet, 9 - 8 Central - on FOX! "It'll blow you away!" - IGN TV Also, is it just me or did the whole turbo controller thing die as soon as Metal Gear Solid started killing you for using them?
  6. I just hope someone updates the blog soon, every time I go to the front page and see Bobby Kotick I want to put my fist through my PC screen.
  7. (IGN.com)

    "This game is what would happen if a facepalm was turned into software. 7.6/10" - IGN.com
  8. Will Langdell choke to death on writs?

    And there was much rejoicing.
  9. Was that posted before or after you saw the enemy that sawed off its nipples and spawns babies out of the hole that it then throws at you? Or the one with a vagina in its arm? These pictures are not safe for work school humanity: http://i36.tinypic.com/26096y1.jpg http://i34.tinypic.com/1231g0h.jpg Source: GAF
  10. (IGN.com)

    "I was reviewing this game and my mom got scared and said 'You're movin' in with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air'. 8.5/10." - IGN.com Also, the jokes about the score write themselves.
  11. RSS feed broken?

    If you click on a single podcast and hit settings, it goes right to the settings for that specific show. You can use the defaults or set separate settings for each show.
  12. Dear Thumbs: Screw you too! - Donald PS: I didn't expect that e-mail I sent TWO MONTHS ago to show up on a cast.
  13. "Wander Donkey: According to Wikipedia, it doesn't exist!" - IGN.com
  14. (IGN.com)

    "Use 'Weak Point' on 'Crab' to get 'Massive Damage'" - IGN.com, August 2006
  15. (IGN.com)

    "Throw away your Picassos - this game is the only art you will ever need." - IGN.com
  16. (IGN.com)

    "This game is totally Pringles, Doritos and Lays. 7.6/10." - IGN.com
  17. (IGN.com)

    "Credibility is for the weak." - IGN.com
  18. You mean DOTA. Best to start fromhere and work your way up.

    @ WrestleVania: My condolences. I'd Google my username, but it was a 4chan meme so that would just be too depressing.
  20. Not sure if this would be an appropriate place to post it, but Chris appeared on the Gamers With Jobs Conference Call this week. It'll blow you away (IGN.com)
  21. I don't know what's worse: The fact that you can sell review copies of games, or that YOU SOLD PUFFINS. Expect a sterling rendition of "Sincerely: These Nuts" in your inbox over this outrage, gentlemen.
  22. (IGN.com)

    "This is the Thriller of video games." - IGN.com (RIP Michael Jackson)
  23. (IGN.com)

    "This game caused me to develop a wonder boner. 6.9/10." - IGN.com
  24. You mean like Ubisoft? (All the execs at E3 pronounced it You-Be-Soft, whereas everyone I know pronounces it Ube-soft). And I'm glad Scribblenauts got some love on the cast this week. So can we pencil in Hot Scoops to pinch hit for Nick next week?
  25. Scribblenauts

    One of the developers posts on GAF and basically summed it up that they're going for an E or E10+ rating. So no Goatse, penis, et al.