OssK

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  1. Videogame Nation - UK exhibition

    I think I'll be at the independant days too I guess as a start. Question is, will anyone provide shelter (a tree in your garden would be enough) Found a 34,5€ Friday 5, 30 minutes Paris-Liverpool + Coach for like 55 min and 5£ pretty neat liverpool Manchester. The way back is like 20,7€ saturday evening or sunday, same way + 5£ coach... Are there any not-too-expansive hotels in Manchester ?
  2. Life

    Life's a bitch, it's 2 in the morning and I just finished a medieval castle for a job offer, I feel like I'm not gonna get it... But as I spent 5 hours ont those I figured I might as well put them somewhere on the internet... Here goes some castling for my fellow thumbs planche 1 is not medieval, the plan is too clean planche 2 is not a castle it's a town, had to start over again Thomas1 is more like it Thomas2 shows you what's inside the castle Thomas3 is for the rich part of the castle Thomas4 is for the poor.
  3. Videogame Nation - UK exhibition

    Cecil's one seems really awesome, I'll definitely check that one, anybody else interested ? If I fly to your third-world country we might meet up and have something to drink together
  4. (IGN.com)

    "Your mom and I talked, if you don't play this game, we'll have no choice but to send you to boarding school" -IGN.com
  5. Life

    On a lighter note: Nowak that's a cool thing to happen to someone, I hope It'll happen again soon enough
  6. Life

    It sadly seem to be the case, my dad said she had a pretty happy life which lead her to be very excited about helping prisoners get better... I imagine things got involved in the mix but apparently at the beginning she wouldn't see anyone but continued to go there and would not resign.
  7. Which category is your cover in Toblix ? AWESOMITUDE or GRAVITAS ?
  8. Obligatory comical YouTube thread

    You'd have to have a lot of maternal instinct would be my lead... So here you have it, grind your maternal instincts and you won't be able to leave your darwinians on their own. It might also refrain you from yelling "Can't you find out what to do by yourselves you morons !?". Side effects might include urges to play the Sims and Nintendogs, your call.
  9. Obligatory comical YouTube thread

    I think I'm going to like it Have you tried Multiwinia ? Haven't tried it but I loved Darwinia.
  10. Obligatory comical YouTube thread

    Could you develop this idea ? Say the player walks around as a dog and has to pee on everything in a randomly generated city... And you, as the dog, have to make your owner pay the biggest fine possible... You'd have to go around and try to find cops, shit on the sidewalk and run as fast as you can (button smashing involved) to keep your owner from collecting your dump... We got a starter here, I would play that game, could be hilarious, but I see no need of a randomly generated city, could be a pain-like game...
  11. Obligatory comical YouTube thread

    Now all we have to do is create some gameplay mechanics that are based on a random city generator, depending on the rate at which this thing can actually generate stuff.
  12. Videogame Nation - UK exhibition

    To be honnest, these talks make me pretty hungry for that kind of material right now, I could fly to Manchester as the exhibition looks pretty sweet too and we don't have any of that kind of sweet crap in France... I'm trying to find the ones that get me more excited... You guys have any idea how I could get from Paris to Manchester through another airport ? Seems to me that the flights aren't direct to there and I never took the train in england
  13. Life

    Spoiler alert: it's long Well two month ago I helped an old friend of my parents move things around in her house, and I came across something humbling that's kind of related to your story Yufster in a way... Let's say it: the Friend in question is fat, ugly, her apartment is the kind of place you wouldn't enter for any quantity of money, crap piles up to the ceiling, things are on the floor everywhere, all the windows are closed, she calls the super-market and asks for delivery and so on. It stinks, it's overheated, it's humid... First time I went there, one of the worse days of my life. The yellowish dim light coming through the curtains made no clear or sharp shadow as if everything was blurry and wet. But hey, she held me in her arms when I was a kid, said my parents although I couldn't seem to remember seeing her on any of our picture albums... And then, moving a fucking huge rococo closet, I came across a huge photo of one of the most beautiful girl I've ever seen... Seriously, hanging there on the wall... I asked (between two 10 minute sessions of her yelling at me for not putting things rights and stepping on some of the crap on the floor) who was on that picture. Of course, she answered it was her which got me pretty shocked at that time but you would have guessed from my shitty narration. So I finished moving things around, I threw the picture away as she asked me and got back home. I asked my parents how they could ever have befriended such a bitch, and they said that basically, she was yound, fucking magnificent (one of my dad's old dates back in the make love not Manowar period said he) and pretty smart, she was a psychiatrist. But as she went through the 68 era, she began to think little bourgeois's problem with their mom were worthless and went to work for people who really needed help: penitentiary administration, basically high end disturbed criminals. Spent 15 years with them every day hearing about them wanting to rape and murder and eat kids, animals, old treetrunks and so on and since then would hardly get out of her house, talk or call anyone and lives in her crap. Pretty sad story, wouldn't keep me from trying to help people but kind of made me think about wanting to change the world and ending up the other way round...
  14. Happy Birthday, Yufster!

    Is it the same with your brother ?
  15. Obligatory comical YouTube thread

    As I often say since the very beginning of the internet: You'd have to be completely dumb or Japanese to do that kind of stuff.
  16. Happy Birthday, Yufster!

    Same here. =)
  17. Darkfall NERDRAGE against Eurogamer.

    You clearly missed the reference to podcast #18.
  18. Happy Birthday, Yufster!

    «There are 10 sorts of people, those who understand binary and those who don't.» "In this games has two options, Sign or be a Super Douche" -IGN.com I'll try to come up with a better one
  19. Darkfall NERDRAGE against Eurogamer.

    Hmmm... I'd have to say that giving it a second review does not make them any better if you consider that in the first place they didn't spend enough time, which could pretty well be what they do with every game.
  20. Happy Birthday, Yufster!

    I like that one of them has my name... To answer to your question on that post Yufster, I was kind of as destructive as your brother when I was his age, thankfully I ended up pretty well and not killing anyone... Did he use to climb up trees and stuff too ?
  21. Happy Birthday, Yufster!

    Ok now it's not your birthday anymore, but you can keep the candlethumb, it was computer-crafted especially for you. Now the game is to find out what this sequence of thumbs means... The winner gets a IGN quote specially made for him.
  22. (IGN.com)

    Or maybe "This game will impale your eye-socket on a door-hinge" IGN.com Damn, some ancient egyptian mythology going on there... "A game a day keeps the doctor away" IGN.com "When it games it pours" IGN.com
  23. Life

    Today, a 80 pages Design document was finished by my bare computer-assisted hands... They say it couldn't be done, I agreed. But I did it !... fuck I need to sleep...
  24. (IGN.com)

    "Grandma and this game say hey !" IGN.com