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I got Invalid Post specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the administrator and Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms. All this leads me to think this hippie-born mermaid that plays computer games just doesn't exist.

"This game waterboarded my mother on mother's day." -IGN.com

"This game will smash your head on a doorhinge?" -IGN.com

"This game raped me on a Sunday." - IGN.com

Who is this person and why does their name mean mermaid?! Happy birthday

Well before each minigame they show you a tutorial with some writing. But all of the minigames are self explanatory, there's really no reason to have the need of reading any of the tutorials.

Here's a quick one for ya... Fire: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=fire&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2 Texture: http://californianinja.deviantart.com/art/Film-Grain-92981739

"This game turned my hair gray." - IGN.COM

The Japanese version I think was named Rhythm Tengoku. My buddy bought the cart at PAX two years ago, and man! What an incredible game that was. I enjoyed the GBA version more than I did the DS version.. Partly, I think the visual style works better in low resolution (it gives it that classic appeal). And frankly, I prefer the A button over the touch screen any day. I just didn't think the "flicking" did it for me. Edit: As far as translation... It's completely irrelevant. We played through the game twice, did many of the "extra" minigame things and played drums along with the game a number of times. Never did we need to even think about getting on GameFAQs and searching to find a translation. Most of the game's buttons are just icons anyway.

"This game stole my identity!"

"You'll want to wear a flu mask while playing this game, or you will die!" - IGN.COM

"I'm 99% sure this game caused the Swine Flu epidemic." - IGN.COM

Don't think there's a universal solution, unfortunately. Especially a lot of the older games.

Looks like their host shut 'em down.

Yuck! I hate how they took a bunch of great book designs, then used MSPaint to erase all the nice Helvetica lettering and wrote a game name in bold Arial instead. It's a horrible insult at the design community.

"This game will make you pray that when you die, instead of going to heaven you'll just keep playing this game." -IGN.com

I'll just cancel out this post with my own experience, which was an easy automated install that took (including downloading) less than 10 minutes. Running this game on my Mac, I haven't experienced a single graphical glitch.

I chose carrot.

So, basically we need a game based on the documentary "Helvetica".

"Remember that bulldozer from Sim City? Well this game is that bulldozer, raping you." - IGN.com

Nachimir (m) -- "start of peace." Hmm interesting. Nachalo means start, Mir means peace or world. So it's ... the start of the world! cool.

Well if you read my post first, you'll find that his post was relevant to this topic only.

Hmm I'm Russian but I can't begin to guess what "Nachimir" is. Google is no help.

"This game's graphics will make your ass bloom." - IGN.com

I JUST CAN'T SEE THE DIFFERENCE!!!