Dingo Chavez

I don't really know who you guys are, but my brother nagged me to post with his account. What kind of an idiotic name is Dingo Chavez anyway? - Dingo's annoyed and bothered brother

"What the hell is 'wuxtry'?" I awoke after a weird psychodelic dream I had ended with - "What the hell is 'wuxtry'?" Sweat came crawling from my right eyebrow, I was shocked and confused, petrified even. My father warned me that such villainy exists in our family's dreams, I was foolish to think it would skip my generation - I was wrong. I went to a quaint diner where I scheduled a rendezvous with my friends Paul McCartney and John Cale (named coincidently like the musicians). I saw no sighting of them. Perhaps I was early, perhaps I was late, perhaps they were eaten by brain sucken flesh eating zombies just around breakfast time. Everything was possible. I waited for them to show. Two friend of mine - Micheal Palin and Luke Wilson (who strangly share the same name with the actors) showed up at the diner. They mummbled something about ravenous monsters arriving at town, I wasn't really listening because of my ADD, there was a dog in the area and I couldn't focus. They ran off to yonder hill. At the sound of eleven I left the diner. I walked the mean streets looking for answers. 'Wuxtry', what does it mean? My mind faded off, I fell down a sewer hole into a sumptuous mansion. Logic seemed to have left the world today. I searched the dark corridors of the mansion, pictures of what seemed to be the owners and their pets hang on the dirty walls. I felt fright, itchy, and hungry. I spoted a brown door. I opened the brown door. There was nothing behind the brown door. I walked back into the corridor. I spoted yet another brown door. My heart paced, teeth quivered, 'wuxtry'. As I opened the door a beautiful garden manifested. I searched for answers. I found a small laptop behind the green bushes. It required a password, I tried 'bears', wrong. I tried 'planes', wrong again. I couldn't think of anything besides 'wuxtry', the sign that hanged above the door that said "wuxtry" didn't help either. I typed 'wuxtry' out of desperation, it was the correct password. A blinding nimbus suddenly appeared. As it disappeared, a gun layed on the floor, finally a chance to show how much of a big man I am. I passed through yet another brown door. Zombies came rushing out of the freashly opened room, so I capped an ass or two then ran. Another brown door appeared, another brown door I opened. I arrived at a lab, then spoted a green door, "how diversed" I thought. A man wearing glasses stood 170 centimeters tall. He looked at me and said "wuxtry", so I shoot him. A good head shoot it was. I took and searched his wallet, it appears that he conducted an experiment to make people into zombies for no apparent reason, it also had a keycard to the elevator that I kepted along with his money. I went to the elevator, pressed the button leading me to the top-most floor. Surprisingly it was the roof which was also a heliport. I then heard a women's voice, I followed it only to find two zombies eating a rather attractive women. Them seemed like good eaten. I quickly drew my gun and shoot both zombies in the head, when that didn't work I slashed them with my pocket knife for about a half-hour. The woman was dead, so I took her wallet, took the key the nuclear bomb equiped helicopter and went to the only now spotted helicopter. I went inside it, turned it on, and nuked the joint. I later realised my mistake for I have yet to understand the thing that haunt me: 'wuxtry'. Why didn't I think of my actions? Why didn't I buy a DS yet? And what the hell is 'wuxtry' anyway?!? I also hit a tall building with the helicopter killing twenty-three people. But it wasn't my fault, the building didn't move.

Yeah, same here with the 32X. My brother bought it though, but it wasn't his money so it hurts. My favorites were all the Sonic's, World of Illusion, Mickey Mania, Super Street Fighter, Mean Bean Machine, and Chuck Rock. Maybe I'm forgetting something though, I usually do when I name favorite things.

You silly Americans called it Sega Genesis.

That is whack. Them bitches are at the wrong side of the shizling. Why they be hasslling me? Porkies.

Can't wait to see your Saturday morning cartoon. Day of the Spakster "Whiping the streets clean of malicious Video game publishers and thumbs that aren't idle since 2005."

I love Tabasco, but I'm a Heinz Ketchup kinda guy (yeah, I'm simple folk). My brother drinks Tabasco, don't know why, but he does.

I read about this yesterday in Cartoonbrew (which I wanted to link but Jake beat me to it). Sad news indeed, he's done some great things and would be greatly missed.

I'm consfused, but as long as it wasn't on purpose you're forgiven. -Imagine a confused smile smiley was inserted here- So this is what I wrote in short: Quackshot - Don't recall playing it, but I wish I had (maybe I did and can't remember). World of Illusion - Outstanding game, beautiful music and atmosphere. One of my favorite MegaDrive games. Mickey Mania (especially CD)- One of my favorite games on the MegaDrive/MegaCD/SNES (being one of the best on the SNES is a privilege, mind you), just terrific. Kingdom Hearts - Good but because of Square. What I wrote about Disney in short: Disney only cares about money these days which is also the way the gaming industry is these days. According to Roy Disney "Disney's saved", but I'll wait and see about that. (The original version was better.) Added stuff Aladdin - Great game, maybe my brother's favorite MegaDrive/SNES game. Lion King - It was nice, but it didn't quite do it for me (plus I was never able to beat Scar). I remember the Aladdin on GameGear was more true to the film and was either incredibly easy or incredibly hard. Either way it was nice.

I liked the first (it made me chuckle ocasionally, but nothing especially funny), I never played the second (though it may have been able to make me chuckle occasionally, maybe it's especially funny), and I disliked the third (which especially made me chuckle occasionally because it felt like MacGyver). So I'll wait and see.

Steel Magnolias is a funny name. I should try this with my brother. I doubt it'll work, but it's worth a shot.

I know Zelda and Nintendo too well to be surprised that it's been delayed, yet it's still disappointing because it's my most wanted game. I agree though, the new village they showed in the screenshots looks bland, I saw dozens of characters that aren't all that distinguishable from each other walking in a gray village (if you'll look closely you'll see more than a few twins that probably aren't meant to be twins), too many characters may mean fewer lines of dialogue for each and less characteristics. That's really not what I want for Zelda, it needs to keep the charm of the previous games. I'll love it, I'm positive there, and I think most of it looks beautiful, but still I don't really care for this new dark look.

I liked Alba better as a brunet. She was hot and looked book smart. As a blonde she just looks book smart... or is it the other way around? I dunno...

Fake or not. I'll follow Walken to the depths of Hades and back. He has my useless foreign vote.

I want! Gimme, please... My left thumb is DS-less. My right thumb is also DS-less. My imaginary thumb is currently playing New Super Mario Bros. and Mario & Luigi 2 on my beautiful shiny silver DS, and they're not even out yet.

Oh shit Dingo, I edited your post intead of quoting it!!!!! Fuck My mistake. Uhh you said good things about various Disney games, including that Mickey Mania was great. Please forgive me --steve

Agreed, Psychonauts must be bought. Better yet, bought signed straight from the Double Fine store. And Mr. Partridge, I loved Knowing Me Knowing You. Ahhaaaaa!

She has a lovely avatar. I like her already.

This is the most philosophical thread yet.

Happy birthday, Walter! May your children be born without hooks for hands. Happy birthday, Liv/Liz! I don't really know who you are, but may your children be born without small bottles for noses.

How about 'loquacious'? Its definition isn't dirty, but it sounds foul to me. 'Loquacious', that ain't right...

I dunno... Star Wars and "good" sound like an unimaginable mix to me. It may be directed by Genndy Tartakovsky, but still...

That was actually alright. Nearly all parodies of this type are dreadful, but I actually wanted to finish watching this one.

I always found the car from Daytona in Fighters MegaMix to be most satisfying. Well I'll take one fighter from two of my favorite fighting games. Super Smash Bros. Melee: Link - Some people say he's a disappointment in the game, nothing can be further from the truth. I get the most KOs with Link mainly because of the excellent Sword Spin and Downward Thrust. No other character is close to his states in my save. Virtua Fighter 4 (or Evolution, I don't care which): Lion - Some people say that he's terrible, nothing can be further from the truth. In Kumite I have 90 percent win ratio with Lion. And strangely enough, he look like Link and I named my Kumite Lion: Link. He has a green hat!