Dingo Chavez

My problems with the DS are as followed: 1. I dislike handheld gaming. 2. Nintendo (who I adore more than any thing else in the entertainment world) keeps recycling games. 3. Super Mario 64 DD is no more than a redundant upgrade, because they just didn't feel like making something new that will actually use the stylus properly, I'm sure that it's great, but it's not a $150 (more for us importers) system buying worth type of great. 4. Zelda DS is Four Swords Adventures DS, enough said (not that it was bad, again recycling). 5. They showed a new Mario, but where is it now? 6. A little pricy for us teen-aged bums. 7. Majority of third party games seem unoriginal (keep in mind, this system is supposed to be all about originality). Now, Yoshi Touch & Go sounds great, and so does Feel The Magic, Kirby, and Wario Ware, but none of them actually make me want this pricy handheld. Maybe in the future there will be something beautiful that will actually use the stylus properly. I hope that Nintendo will make something brand new that's more than just pick up and play (pick up and play is great, but I want something more for such a price). Mr. T: I like NintendoDogs, they're so cute... fool.

If the quality of the Dreamcast version will remain on the PSP's, then it's perfect for a handheld. Mr. T: Fool, I still don't know what the hell is a PSP, where's Mad Mordoc when you need that fool!

I think that this version is better: http://www.compfused.com/directlink/181/ Don't ask how or why, it is what it is, all I know is that this guy loves his booze, also, I think it gave my dog cancer. Mr. T: It gave me cancer... (sigh)

:awesome: Mr. T:

I'll judge it when I see it, and I'll see it when I see it. Oh, that's right! Mr. T: Well, the general idea is good, but the software is where it's at. FOOL!

I appreciate the affort, Nick. Mr. T: You FOOL!

This reminds me of Top Gun - The Movie by Ben Andac. Not half as funny or witty, though. Mr. T: Mad Mordoc was gay, I'm just saying, fool!

I'm really sorry about my previous comment, I had too much apple shnaps to drink last night and I was feeling a little tipsy. Also. I'm a minor, so I'm not supposed to drink, it makes us silly idiots who call people Paco Vink, it also helps us during peer pressured moments (everybody's doing it, honest. Why, just last week I called my friend Paco Vink, we shared a beer in his dad's garage later). Mr. T: Dingo, you freaking drunk fool. I'm gonna give you, fool, a proper beating... fool!

Aonuma is one of the best developers in existence (in my opinion at least), but I can't believe that he said such an asinine thing about the beautiful game that he directed. And from what I understand, he isn't directing the new Zelda (or Darkla. Celda, Darkla, god that's lame). The Wind Waker had more personality and emotion than 99 percent of games, hell, most developers dream to achieve such a well directed feat. It's pretty much one of the most gorgeous games to look at, and one of the few that prove that video games are an art form. And personally, I don't care for Zelda being dark. It's silly that the majority of gamers prefer their games with a dysphoric ambiance, and it's sillier that an Nintendo employee seems to agree. I'm not gonna be like Ron Gilbert and call it a "Zell-out", I do still trust Nintendo to make stunning games, but this just fries my freedom fries. Mr. T has no say in such a holy matter... fool!

This may be an odd and stupid question, but are you by any chance Paco Vink? If you are, I really love your illustrations and shorts. I draw myself (not nearly as good as you) and your site really taught me alot about cartoon design (I copy your cartoons, but only for practice, honest). I apologize if you're not him. The WarCraft illustration looks great, by the way. Mr. T: Why don't you draw A-Team fan art, fool!

Yes, the title is true. And yes, I'm an idiot. Anyway, here: http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/gangsta_rap_se Mr. T: Them some mad gangsta rhyming, fool!

In my country, Cartoon Network is on digital cable, and for reasons beyond my comprehension, I don't have digital cable. I want Cartoon Network, damnit! Mr. T: Mr. T likes his Johnny Bravo, fool!

I always thought that it looks absolutely stunning. I usually don't care much for Capcom, but this just looks too good to pass up. Mr. T: Mr. T is afraid of epileptic seizure that them fools may cause, make sure to visit a doctor before playing it... fool!

I'm really looking forward to see Howl's Moving Castle. It looks beautiful, like nearly any other Ghibli film. Also, Triplettes of Bellville was just outstanding. Any Wes Anderson, Mel Brooks, Hayao Miyazaki, Monty Python, Coen brothers films are great. Mr. T: Don't forget the upcoming A-Team movie (TBA), fool!

I remember the Mario and Zelda cartoons. Zelda had Link portrayed as a dirty horny bastard who keeps sexually harrasing Zelda in the foulest ways imaginable. Mario was a mixture of ups and downs. Poor Luigi, the way The Man (being Mario) keeps him down. Mr. T: I was the voice of Ganon in the Zelda show, I also wrote some of the episodes, them were bitching, fool!

-I think the overall story could have used more time on the planning board, are Marek and Jake related?. -The controls are a little limiting. -Good artstyle. -Framerate issues. -The music could have had more diversity. -Cheap voice-acting. -Hilarius characters, especially Top Gun. -Not enough exploring. -It could be longer. -Twenty writers in one site, yet only one update every other day. Can anyone explain this?

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door It feels like a beautiful childrens book, a true gem. Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean Gorgeous world full of imagination with a story that's like any other. Sid Meier's Pirates! Pillage, charm women into marriage, pillage, trade & pillage, if only this game had a monkey. (It's 16 words... so shoot me!) Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater A three hour plot twist mounted me from the rear, and I wasn't surprised. Psychonauts Where art thou???????????? Mr. T: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Them fools cost me 50 coins... fool!. Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean The acting is good, reminds me of me back in the day, fool! (Dingo's note: The acting was as bad as Top Gun's. Good essay Ben.) Sid Meier's Pirates! Pirate, ha. Them fools act like they in the riches... fool! Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater This takes me back to my days in the A team, good times.

The yellow Double Fine girlie T-shirt is hot, really hot. Mr. T: Them yellow DF T-shirts look fine on me... fool!

It is a very easy game, but it's still the best PC game I played last year. I was just charmed by its piratie feel and light atmosphere. Mr. T: I pillaged me a honey, fool!

Nintendo is one of the few reasons why I still bother with games, without them I doubt that games will ever be the same, actually I'm sure that video games won't be the same. I never want to see their games on another console, it's just not right. Mr. T is on vacation... fool!

I feel exactly the same. The damn PS2 version isn't coming out 'til june, june! Just beat the crap out of me and leave me in a vile dumpster, which is better than waiting 'til june, june! I'm gonna try renting the PC version (I'm not buying because I don't care for platform games on the PC, it's like one zigs and the other zags), but since I'm not a priveleged american (that's right, you spoiled brats) that should also take quite a awhile. I blame Mr. T Mr. T: Dingo, I'm gonna beat the crap out of you and leave you in a vile dumpster, foll! I mean fool!

Halo has nearly every Video game stereotype that I could think of. It's a terrible game in my opinion. Mr. T: Halo's bitching, fool!

I had this idea when I was 10 years old, and by the time I was 11 I realized how dumb it is. Mr. T: I suggested this idea to Sony. Them fools owe me some money... fool!

As long as it has Mr. T in it, I'm fine. Mr. T: What's peanuts, fool!

Give the guy (it least I think it's a guy) a break, his intentions were good. Mr. T: You're late, fool.