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And the obligatory Jew or two.

Hehe. Namco almost rhymes with NAMBLA. Almost.

Heheh. This is funny too. I didn't have to boil my eyes after watching it either!

Someone help me, I think just fell in love with three pairs of ankles.

Woot! I just got my copy of The Singles! Now I can get a love life, without having to get out of my chair... Oh, and Spaff... I'm glad you like my butt, but someone else is already wearing it as a hat. I only have so much to go around.

The Dig does NOT suck. Oh oh! If not LEGO...s... get him The Neverhood!

Yes, that. Were it not for LEGOs, I would not be the person I am today. ...heheheh. That makes me chuckle. I don't know why.

Wow, I love the opinionated in a way that is different from me elite that come up with this crap. Some Americans get uptight when someone says "Founding Fathers" (in reference to George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and all the rest of those poor dead guys who are now spinning ceaselessly in their craves). Why? Because those idiots think its "sexist". Sorry idiots, last time I checked, all the "Founding Fathers" were men. Not to say that only men can establish new empires or anything... but really... sexist.

Well, my GIRLFRIEND decided to schedule an appointment to get her wisdom teeth out just after Christmas. So while you're breaking your legs, I'll be wiping up 2 pints of bloody drool.

I live in a frighteningly fundamentalist town. Whenever the Jesus-freaks came in to a store that I used to work at and asked for Christian movies or music, or anything along those lines, I stated clearly that we were in fact, "All out of Jesus today." Take that, fanatics!

Heheh. Wouldn't Marilyn Manson be the Anti-Christ (Superstar)?

Mr. Peel, sadly for the effort you put into your last post, no one here is disputing the "proof" that the game offers up. No one is saying there was or wasn't a conspiracy - that really isn't the topic at hand. I don't need to play a game, and through Oswald's eyes take one of the many shots heard round the world to be able to draw the conclusion that the creators want me to. I can see it on the History channel, and many other documentaries. In fact, I did just this, as I have noted multiple times - the program which used they exact same technology, renders, and 'proof' that comes in this cold-hearted poor excuse to turn a profit.

I actually just choked on some vomit there. Thanks.

I went there last night to make sure I had the URL right to link in this thread, then I got distracted by all the pretty wallpapers for shitty games. Mmmm... *click*

Poor ThunderPeel, just wants to make his $9.99 seem justified. Sad, sad fool. He should really read my last post again, and try... TRY to consider that he's wrong. But then again, the rest of America is just upset about this for no good reason. He's defending it for a GOOD reason. ThunderPeel, for your next trick, can you perform a great flourish which justifies the existance of the game Postal? I'd pay to hear that one.

Tell me, what value does this game have? Could you not accomplish the object of proving that Oswald was the only assassin by broadcasting the simulation on TV, or in a film, so that the viewers could remain spectators, instead of assuming the role of an assasin of one of the country's most beloved Presidents? This was done actually the other day, on the History Channel. Why the fuck they felt compelled to release a game for this purpose, I don't know - probably a sick, sad ploy to earn money. If I join the military, I'm going to be trained to kill, to be sure. However, that does not require the government to fly me to fucking Guantanamo Bay for target practice at the expense of some poor unlawfully jailed piece of shit. Ceasar and Alexander the Great have been the subject, or have been included in games before, such as in RTS games like Age of Empires. Put them in a shooter and make them the targets though, and you're right, it wouldn't be so profound. Why? Because they're fucking obscure old legends. Nobody knew them! Kennedy didn't live thousands of years ago! Many people today still remember him - in fact I would give a limb to have him in office, to hear his inaugural speech again, but that's another topic.

Aw, you missed the end:

I wish I could find the full version of it. It was so incredible - and long too! The plot kicked ass! It's up there with The Neverhood in my book. I have a question for Mr. Carmack, if I can't insult him. Why is it that he thinks he can lead the industry as a programmer, and not even a gamer? He rarely actually plays any games. It's no wonder we're seeing fecal matter attached to the .plan files.

Sounds a lot like it was made by the same folks that do Happy Tree Friends.

In their attempt to "get the word out" that there was only one shooter, they've gone an F'ed the industry in the A, yet again. One more step towards getting us collectively pissed on by Congress, again. This definately takes the cake. The worst part is this. Not two nights ago, there was a long program on the History Channel called "Kennedy" - it used the EXACT same game technology to simulate the point, that there was only one shooter. It used the same models, and everything. But why would I watch the history channel when I can kill Kennedy myself?

That, and most decent employers will pay you what you earn in overtime, and compensate you with off time, etc. Instead of being an individual, there you're an asset.

I hope you like the good press, jerkoffs. The New York Times has a story which investigates Electronic Arts' formal policy of hiring young, naive people called, "When Long Hours at a Video Game Stop Being Fun". They describe EA's programmers as "toiling like galley slaves", and a comment from the former founder of the company says that EA is a corporate "Picture of Dorian Gray". Retribution is at hand, pigs.

Uh oh, his posse is everywhere folks. Steve, that is a genuine quote. You can learn everything (including all those quotes) in Masters of Doom, which I believe Marek reviewed for Thumbs. I just finished it - it was great. Though I have to say, it made me like Romero and Carmack much less, and likewise id Software. The last time I liked em was in the Doom days - that mod by Rogue Entertainment, called Strife, was the peak. Carmack hated that Romero was working on it, because it actually had story - it was an RPG-like shooter, you had quests. The only point where I really liked either of them personally, was when Carmack finally got drunk and said "I'm losing control of my faculties. Mmm." I think the both of them are fools, and stuck in the past, where story didn't matter. Nowadays, there's little else to innovate.

Hah. Same here. I couldn't stand that stuff - my friends must have been all color-blind! Granted, LEGOs cost like a bitch, so I haven't bought any in a good while. I do love the fact that the fan-created LEGO CAD programs, and POV-RAY Rendering, will let you use all the pieces you don't have.

Ya know, I've long considered using CAD renderings (POV-RAY) of Legos to use in a flash game or something of that sort. The online LEGO fan presence is huge now-aways! This is one I did for fun a few years ago: http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=244845