General Fuzzy McBitty

British. He's a bloody Scott. Usually they're offended when you call them British.

Niether was Sean Connery. Besides that... didn't you hear me say fucking PUFF DADDY publically said he was interested in being Bond.

Don't be so quick to count Jackman out. He's got some really good acting range... that and Puff Daddy wanted to try the part, and that scares me. Honestly though... I'd like to see Sean Connery do it. Seeing James Bond as an old fart would be great.

Where do you get all this crap? I want free stuff! How do I become a powerful magnet for freebies?

I know. You can do that on most of the levels. My main irritation is that I feel that since I beat it, it should give me the option to play some levels with no timer. This would be nice for when I'm feeling stressed out.

I'm a little irritated. I beat it, and I was hoping that when I beat it, i would have no time and be able to pick up a bunch of shit... other than that, great game. I love it, but I love it so much I want to roll up everything. GIVE ME NO TIME LIMIT DAMNIT YOU BASTARDS!

While I was in London I went to the Shakespeare theatre and saw Richard II. When the actors were doing the bit about "throw down they gage (glove)" one of them said "Can someone lend me a gage!?" so a kid in the first row threw a baseball cap at them. To their credit, one of them picked it up and smacked the other with it in challenge.

Battle of the Silicone Bitches Fast pace fighting game in which the player selects and controls a porn star. Both one and two player. Special moves include the bitch slap and the super silicone flash.

How about Bill Gates: World Domination Kit You start out as a young Bill, and use your wealth and power to build your corporate emprie, buy things for a billionare playboy lifestyle, and dominate the world. Like the real Bill, only with a cooler life.

I want a game called Robin Williams Spazzes Out! 2 player mode would feature Ozzy Osbourne.

How about a game where you try to take over the world through brand name marketing?

To be honest, one could say that much of the Adventure Genre is composed of "notable exceptions". Companies like Sierra and Lucas Arts were the exception, not the rule, and the Crappy Games outweigh the good ones genre wide. Isn't this true of all games though? For every Half Life 2 you have 4 or 5 Serious Sams. Eventually people will get bored with the limited genre they are being offered and demand more.

I think I'm part Gypsy... Anyhow, the only really disterbing thing was the whole using babies insted of birds... that was a bit over morbid. Another question: How can they study the effects of the moon (and the moon itself) without going insane?

Now I want a game where I can contol a legion of monkeys...

I think being able to pause time would be interesting in an adventure... think of the humor and puzzle possibilities.

Did you ever play Postal 2 on Liberman mode?

Well played Clerks...

Not to mention that, since no one actually PLAYED Freelance Police, we can't say "We know this will be great because they made Freelance Police!" We can just wait and hope for the best.

Not sure if anyone has posted this here yet, but I'm lazy and I'm not checking. World of Warcraft Dance Remix

YES! YOU SEE MY POINT! NEW CONTENT! I mean, a few more new guns wouldn't hurt... maybe some skins...

The new map is good. It's a step in the right direction. The Fuzz is pleased. This is the kind of thing that they SHOULD be doing. What I was objecting to was the fact that there haven't been that many NEW maps. I realize that some people would whine if there weren't new versions of their favorites, but THAT is EXACTLY where the modding community WOULD step up. Leave the copies to the fans. Yes, I'm happy with this update, but I'm a little under impressed by the previous maps. (My main problem was the whole "Oooo a shiney version of a map I've played for years and years." thing that the initial version had going on.)

CS is expected to be supported though. Supporting the mod community is one thing, but to expect them to finish what you started is another. Had they not bought the rights to cs there would have been a cs 2 anyhow. Once you dedicate yourself to creating something that is supposed to be "the omg 1337 sequal to the hottest multiplayer roxxor action game ever" you have to expect to support it. The mod community shouldn't have to be making maps for an old, tired game, which is what CS is. It's the same game with new graphics. Also, I don't know about you, but whenever I click the "update news" button it shows me either nothing or an update from weeks ago. It's NEVER current.

That's stupid though. Expecting the fans to pick up the slack is stupid. Here's a question: How come whenever steam updates CS it never tells you what the update is for.

I liked the Longest Journey, but the game that really pissed me off was Runaway: The road adventure. What a piece of shit. Objects were difficult to see because they blended in with the background, and the ending made me want to hit someone. The kid gives up his dreams to be with a girl that spent the whole game lying to him. It seemed really stupid to me, and as though it was fan service for teenage boys that were afraid to talk to girls. God that game was a fucking waste of my time.

We got the Dungeon master guide, but not the player guide, and dont want to spend 30 bucks for the other book. How do we make characters? Any clue? Tell me I'm not the only demi-hyper nerd here...