General Fuzzy McBitty

I read somewhere that he was quoted as saying that he speaks like he's reading from a very slow teleprompter. To be honest though, most of the people I know that speak like that have smoked entirely too many illegal substances.

People are freaking stupid. If the stupid in game item meant that much to him, he shouldn't have loaned it out. Video games are not worth killing people over... fucking duh, huh?

What are you on about?

No... the Industry IS the toilet. How else do you explain EA...

Oh, sweet irony.

Didn't you notice the !!!1's ? This was sarcasm. I was doing my soccer mom impression. Also, in reguards to the comic I linked... I believe that when that was posted there was also a rant on the actual product, which can be bought online.

Yeah... finding games is easy in the US.

OMG!!!11 But think of the children!!!1 Won't someone think of the children being exposed to the RAW SEXUAL CONTENT of the PS2 controller!!!1

Are you SURE this doesn't count?

So... how is it?

Drop kick singing head.

Can they sue the sex shops for their own, special, rumble packs?

I got as far as Turtle Bitch, and stopped. Where the hell did that come from? Oh, wait; I did skim your dialogue. I'd make it clear to your parents that if a single F erases all of your A's, then you don't have a reason to make A's, and from now on will focus on your F's instead.

Seeing as how my PS2 was a lemon, and target was out of stock, I bought the Sims 2 to mess around while I waited. My first death occured today, when Fuzzy McBitty had to pee so bad that he ran to the bathroom where the maid was cleaning the toilet. Flustered and over liquified, Fuzzy wet himself, and the maid pointed and laughed. This led to a downward spiral for Fuzzy. He became depressed, and his needs stopped being met. Finally, he ran out of energy and passed out on the floor. When he awoke more than 10 hours later, his bladder bar was in the red again, and he pissed himself almost right away. He then fell to the ground and died. Think about that.

push models together.

naw. I have my roof set up flat, with a staircase off of the second floor. There's a hot tub and a bar up there... so when the maid is over, i just remove the door. Besides that, I realised that when they're pissed at you you can remove commands like "get slapped."

Sleeping with the maid was a poor idea. Now every time she's cleaning and he's macking she gets pissed.

Apparently there's a special icon for when you, erm... "woo hoo" with the maid. They really did think of everything.

Yeah. I agree. It was probably really easy, but I felt really smart at the time. Especially when I realized that Lord British would Rez ANYONE I'd killed, so long as I took the body to him.

I was just reading the rumor mill over at game spot, and I wondered if KOTOR 2 is worth the cash that it would cost to get. Theforce.net artical linked off of mojo makes it sound like the freaking apocalypse, so I wanted the opinions of people that don't post on the Star Wars forum. I was planning on buying it eventualy, 'cause the first one was cool, but if people are now saying it sucks, I'd like to know. Has anyone played it? Is the latter half of the game really that bad? (I have a hard enough time wanting to finish games as it is.. I lose interest.)

Also, does anyone know how to make this game run on XP?

You obviouly weren't evil enough. I loved that game, but if you did too much evil, your own party would either disband, or attack you. Once I managed to kill the lady that ran the mint, take her key, enter the mint with it, kill the guards, take the gold ingots, put the mint lady on the buggy, take her to Lord British and rez her, and have her pay me for the ingots. When i did stuff like that I'd have to make my team wait for me someplace though, as they got pissed over stuff like that. Once I robbed a jewelry store, and they all tried to kill me.

The obvious question is this: Did they take the time to finish the game before reviewing it? If the answer is no, then they could come out very happy from playing only half of the game.

Do you think they'll bother patching it? I don't. Based on what the net nerds say, there's a lot of content that got cut.