Tanukitsune

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  1. Valve wins(?) case against Vivendi

    Maybe someone here can translate this legal mumbo jumbo? But it looks good for Valve I think...
  2. The Giveaway 2: The Singles.

    You'll never catch me alive coppers!
  3. Sequel To Katamari Damacy

    Yay? Europe is NOT even getting the first one!!
  4. The Giveaway 2: The Singles.

    I know this is over, but I think I found the ultimate pickup line: - I fill you with babies! It has a 999% accuracy and +50 in style! It even works on bagels!
  5. 1Mbps! Yay! (Happy dance!)

    I just got my internet connection upgraded to 1Mbps and I'm giddy! I can surf freely while downloading and boy, am I ever downloading... I'm probably gonna spend the whole day downloading demos (right now, I'm downloading The Incredibles and Bloodrayne 2) and trailers, betas, etc... Any recomendations? (I wonder if I should have put this in gaming?)
  6. 1Mbps! Yay! (Happy dance!)

    Of course! That's why 14 year old asians have the biggest penises in the world!
  7. Another riddle

    A) He was try to fix the leaky roof, and was going to tie himself but the rope wasn't secure enough, he fell, smashed through his own window before the know became undone, the water is from the rain... The power is out and he's going to light some candles... He's a thief, he used a huge block of ice to break the window (hence the water), and a friend lowered him from above... And he prefers matches instead of flashlights? C) He's a Morris dancer? D) He's getting ready for some very kinky sex!
  8. Folding your shirts

    It's pretty cool! Use it to impress the ladies! A hit a parties! Perfect for Shirt Ninjas everywhere! I actually had to practise a while to get the hang of it...
  9. Ragnarok 2

    Was that Ragnarok Online 2? I never even played the first one....
  10. 1Mbps! Yay! (Happy dance!)

    About 40, it depends on the company...
  11. 1Mbps! Yay! (Happy dance!)

    I can't take you at all! My invetory is full!
  12. 1Mbps! Yay! (Happy dance!)

    It's not like ALL the AG forums members are here... And viceversa... Would you be happier if I bothered to rephrase the post so it's not the same thing? Frankly, I don't see what's wrong with making the same post in different forums...
  13. Why bother, I could be spewing blood for all they care.... My parents think I'm the boy who cried wolf, but since they can "afford" to be ill, they just refuse to believe they are ever ill, and therefore I must never be ill too.... Besides I only get ill on my days off and holidays, DUH!
  14. The Humane Game

    I hate hypothetical questions.... They are stupid and useless, when someone asks you "Would you take a buller for the President? (Imagine it's not Bush)", either answer would have a 50% chance of being a lie! I could say yes and chicken out in the moment of thruth or say no and get patriotic in the last minute.... Or I could post a random nonsense and extremelly silly respone like "I'd use the President to shield me!" or "Two words: Buller time!"...
  15. A riddle-y type thing.

    I know, I know! She killed her sister becuase, her sister told her this riddle and wouldn't tell her the right answer! Or maybe she ran over a puppy?
  16. The Humane Game

    You guys are starting to worry me... What's next? A cannibal has captured and is forcing you to cook a baby for him, which recipe do you use? Sigh, if you insist... I'd puke at the horrid sight and faint... On top of him... Crushing him... Seriously, if the dog is in such bad condition, he'd have minutes to live, I don't think you could do much... I can't drive anyway, so this wouldn't happen to start with...
  17. Half Life 2 First Impressions

    I'll put this here instead of opening yet another HL 2 thread... Argh!!! I was going to get the HL 2 CE from VU, but now all of the sudden the extras seem not too much compared to the Valve Gold edition.... But the shipping is murder to Spain.... I would have the right to download it directly and in case I lose the file I can download it again, right?... Of course, the first thing I have to do is ask my sister is she has already gotten me my copy... BTW, has anyone dissed it yet? If nobody says HL 2 sucks soon, it would make it the best game EVER!
  18. A riddle-y type thing.

    Hmmm.... 42?
  19. A riddle-y type thing.

    Huh? I think she did becuase he was the undertaker, or someone who works in that kind of bussiness? But wouldn't the undertaker notice her sister was murdered? Hmmm....What if her mother was killed by his sister for the inheretence and she killed her for revenge/money? So, does this make a sick greedy bastard for saying this? Are they any good answers at all?
  20. Halo2 WTF?!

    The later, I usually protect the "n00bs" companies/mag/etc..., but seriously, they keep sticking their foot in their mouths... Katamari is unconfirmed, yet they act like it's already here, and they have several reviews (not previews) of games that will probably not make it here... If the game is not for sale in your country yet, you cannot make a review of it, only a preview! How to say it? They are too "enthusiastic", too informal (they'd speak l33t if Spain had l33t), and they well.... brown-nose too much... You can't have a magazine with only good reviews, if you can't say a game sucks, people might think you couldn't tell if a game sucks... Oh, they also have too many photos, almost 70% and the page and guess what? Their webpage is a... FTP site, just a bunch of folders... Still, it will sell like hot cakes since they have a big Halo 2 contest...
  21. Halo2 WTF?!

    A new gaming magazine came out today and guess what score Halo 2 got? 11 out of 10! Didn't even mention HL 2, and it was a console and PC mag...
  22. Jazz Jackrabbit

    Sweet! I haven't played JJ 2 in a while, and now I have an excuse to play it again! Hmm, is the water supposed to look that way? I don't even remember swimming in this game... Huh? The engineer was Deadeye Duck (he did have a catgirl called Jenny though), and Jazz Jackrabbit doesn't have a series AFAIK...
  23. Cows with guns!

    A butcher's worst nightmare! EDIT: Fixed it.... I was watching both at the same time and got the link mixed up....
  24. Viva la Revolution!

    You guys are revolting! (Get it?) I'm so punny!
  25. Are Adventure Games Dead?

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