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It was rather cheap and I wanted to see for myself if it was really that bad, since I feel most gamers are kinda spoiled I'm always tempted to try a "bad" game to prove them wrong.... This is the first and ONLY time they were right!

Blazing Dragons was made by one of the Monty Python group, it even had a cartoon too! The only bad part about the game I remember were the minigames?

Oh, by the way, did I mention that last night I had a dream about a group of saboteur cats? The leader had a plunger vacuum gadget thingie...

I got the game on a January sale last week and I LOVE this game! I know it's just a pastiche of other games and it barely has anything of it's own, but I love how it works! You can actually assassinate people and get away without anybody noticing it's you! In AC the guards always get wind of what you've done the moment you kill the target and... I just can't seem to get the hang of Hitman.... Sneaking works well enough for me and makes sense, if you kill every body who raised the alarm and switch to a costume the alarm goes away because they can't see "you" anymore. I kinda hate racing and it looks like all the story races are more plot driven that skill driven, but I enjoyed the few normal ones too... But the best part? You know how every sandbox has a ton of extra stuff to do that can only be done if you print a very detailed map, but in the end you give up anyway? THIS GAME HAS THAT MAP! IN THE GAME! Every game should have this from now on! But they won't, because they expect us to buy the overpriced guide.... And I'm actually having fun doing the extra stuff... It's basically blowing stuff up... which is something I apparently love to do! This might be the only sandbox game I actually do 100% in! Brutal Legend was close, but I missed a jump and I just can't find it anywhere...

Oh, and did I mention you can only play multiplayer online? This is probably the only Bomberman to do that... Someone actually beat the game and youtubed the ending... It's just a ridiculously short clip... It's the modern equivalent of beating Rampage and just getting "Congratulations" for your troubles...

Troma was somewhat involved in those games, right? There probably trying make the game like their movies! It was kinda like playing a Troma movies... XP Stalin VS. Martians would have been so bad that it's good, except the control is so terrible it's unplayable... Ooooh.... Have I ever played bad games? *shivers* Bomberman Act Zero is the worst commercial game of this console generation.... Worst low budget indie game? Well, apart from Stalin Vs. Martian which is so bad I think you can't even buy it online anymore, there is Eternity's Child which is boring and has terrible controls too... Exodus from Earth and Alpha Prime are almost so bad they are funny.... And those "find the item" games are horrid, only because they have a bajillion levels of the same room... When I bought the Popcap collection and when through the whole series of those games I was actually telling myself to stop the torture.... But it was the only way I'd learn not to buy such a horrid game again... Oddly enough Mumbo Jumbo's Samantha Swift's "Item search" games are actually fun! The worst adventure games I've played? I've always hated Chewy, but then I played Dare to Dream which makes Chewy look like Monkey Island.... And Operation Stealth is so cliche, has too many minigames and it's just dumb.... McDonald land was reviewed by the AVGN, so you can assume how good that was... That's the worst I can think of... Oh... Sonic Labyrinth is pretty awful too... I couldn't say which is the worst of the lot, but it should probably be Bomberman Act: Zero, because they should have known better?

Bomberman Live has charm and it's actually fun? Besides, Bomberman Live is ONLY VS., while Bomberman Act Zero tries to claim it has a story mode, but ever the original Bomberman had more story!

I remember Darkest of Days, I'll probably get it when it's REALLY cheap!

I finally beat it.... I could do a couple of quest because the character had simply disappeared and it really bothered me that... But I still enjoyed it, it felt like I actually earn all the money and skills for once... So... does this mean I'll enjoy Gothic 3 & 2?

I've reached chapter VI and it has the most hilarious moments in the game so far.... Am I the only one who thinks this is a comedy and it should be taken seriously? I mean, it has so many in-jokes! You have to be a fan of Devil May Cry, Viewtiful Joe and Sega to get them, but they are SOOO obvious! Also, the game just gave me an achievement that had a spoiler in the title, I had my suspicions, but still it's not cool!

Point taken! Now that I've played the game I can actually say.... It's the most hilarious game EVER! I hate it when a game is too over the top but it's at the same time serious, but this game? It's like a female Serious Sam! (Except it plays like Devil May Cry) Despite her design, I don't think this is a "pervy" game... I mean it doesn't even have breast physics, something I thought EVERY Japanese game had! Hmm, can he be really sexist? When they make an over the top male character, nobody complains, but make an over the top female one? Bayonetta is the first female of her kind... If she was male she'd have more muscles than Kratos and Marcus Fenix combined and a voice so gravely she'd make David Hayter sound like a girl... and she'd never wear a shirt... I don't know... maybe Kamiya is a perv, but I don't think he's sexist, it's so obvious he wants us to laugh at how overly sexualized she is while remaining tasteful... At least, I think he wanted the game to be funny...

I'm pretty sure you're going to get mad at me for this, but... I hope you also didn't buy Shadow Complex too, not buying a game because a perv worked on it but buying a game that a homophobe worked on is like going to a comedy show and laughing at the racist joke made about Asians but got offended by the Mexican joke.... I got my copy yesterday, but I'm in the middle of playing inFamous, which I'm not enjoying as much as I thought I would so I'm rushing to the end... XP

Happy B-day Eljay and Marek!

I don't go to game store that often, but I was close to one recently and I was, apparently, in luck because they actually where having a January sale! They had Uncharted 2 60% off and I had enough points to get it down to 50%! I then mentioned how awesome the voice actor is in the game... Both of the guys who worked there said they said they NEVER played games in English, just in Spanish or maybe with subtitles.... I had forgotten that the gaming community in Spain is so pro-Spanish that there are some games we never got because the publishers couldn't afford to add Spanish subtitles and Spain would rather not have a game unless it does.... Which is silly, before the PSOne era games where either in English or Japanese, except for some adventure games and other exceptions... I HATE games in Spanish, the voice actors are usually terrible and don't put in half as much effort as the original voice actor... I can't bare to think people DON'T want to hear the voice of David Hayter (Metal Gear), Nolan North (Nathan Drake and every other damn game), Tim Curry (every villain EVER), Stephen Fry and many more... It's like saying you love pizza, but you refuse to eat one that was made the original Italian way! Or like saying you're a fan of an actor but you refuse to see a movie with the original voices! So.... To all of you that live in a non-English speaking country, do you encounter things like this? And those who do live in an English speaking country, what do you think?

Oh, man! I just remembered the Spanish village in RE4! Their Spanish was so horrid, that it felt like a "Jill Sandwich" moment from RE1! XD

Just how long is Risen? If it gets ridiculously long it will bore me to death, but I probably won't quit if I've gotten too far...

I got the game on sale recently... the 360 version... I actually have Gothic 2 & 3, but I've yet to play them.... The RPG genre is the one I'm the strictest in and yet... I kinda love this game for ONE reason... It's the only RPG where I really feel the progress... I haven't played that much, but I started as a guy who washed up from a sea wreck, using a bloody stick to kill birds and it looked like just about anything could kill me.. The progress in this game seems more noticeable and natural, I've only spent a few hours in the swamp with the bandits, I still feel so weak, but it feels right, it feels like I should feel weak... And I'm slowly feeling confident enough to go explore more... I'm hoping this will mean I'll love Gothic 2 & 3? And... it kinda feels like a medieval GTA since I'm selling drugs, booze and hoes (the gardening kind, but still)... :B But... I should be getting Batman: AA, Infamous and Prototype soon (they were on sale, DUH!) and I know I'm going to drop this game when they arrive...

I don't what to think about the XBLA game... is it trying to be the FOX comedy cartoon of video games? A.k.a. let's through in gaming references, because that's funny? The "OH... Canada..." Level is a weird example... It's basically Mirror's Edge with Canadian Mounties as enemies... and a maple syrup factory near the end... The boss? Johnny Five?! It obviously wanted to target the Metal Slug audience since the art of the portraits looks like SNK art and it play like Metal Slug... I didn't see the game pick too much on the reviews... It said there was no voices because the budget was cut because of the reviews and near the end he tells his past self that he should give the game a few more months of polish before releasing it... The really annoying part of the game... It FORCES you to play Lunar Lander, but not a normal Lunar Lander game, here you have to move forward DODGING ENEMY FIRE until you reach the end and THEN you land... Was was it trying to say "HA HA! Aren't old games ? I mean just look at how terrible this thing is!" Oh... it also said you could unlock "old Matt Hazard games", I thought there were be minigames, but... it's just an image and info about the game... It also drags a little, you could probably beat a whole Metal Slug game by the time you beat ONE level of Matt Hazard, but then again, people would have refused to buy a 40 minute game...

Ha, ha, I'm surprised I'm the one who bought the least in this sale! It's usually the other way around!

Thanks, guys! Am I filled with my B-day meal and joy! <3 I should feel old but... I GOT CUPCAKES AND LEGO INDY 2!

To all those who bought Mr. Robot... it's Alien 8 with a boring RPG hacking "mini-game"...

I just got mine and I'm loving the world and story so far... They did do something I consider rather "sneaky"... I don't know if other games do this but I encountered an elf who told me about a quest that sounded awesome, and then.... the options said it was DLC.... Do any other games do this kind of thing? It's a good way to get you interested in a DLC quest, but I do find it kinda sneaky... I got it anyway....

What the... How on Earth can a Steam game be SOLD OUT?! I guess I won't be getting Prey after all! Has this ever happened before?

Prey is ridiculously cheap, is it good or it at least schlocktacularly bad? :B

Ha ha! I'm glad I'm waited for Princess Bounty to drop! It's only 10€ now! EDIT: Wait.... If I can run King's Bounty find I should worry about this one right?