Roderick

Hmmmmmmmeh.

Jabu Jabu was the tipping point (I make you proud, don't I, Marek?) where I let Ocarina of Time rest for a few months before resuming it again. It was a tough dungeon, but now that I look at it again; fun nonetheless. I should play Ocarina again soon.

You know Tim is going to read this, right? And he'll understand that in 30 years time, his precious baby boy is marrying the daughter of a psychopath. Which he may or may not be totally comfortable with. I'm just sayin'. Cheers to you.

Sounds delicious. Though I'd suck at it because I'd probably wouldn't be able to keep in my laughter.

I never heard of this game. The objective is to prove your superiority in antagonism?

Except there were a million other options that Sony failed to take, or sometimes maliciously screwed over. Honestly, do you think this Sony-hate comes falling from the sky? It's wrought by a steady build-up of insults, manipulation and idiocy on their side. A normal public would simply not notice or neglect this, but we're probably too media-savvy to be misguided by it and see it for the endless stream of bullshit and imperialism it is.

Oh this is just ridiculous. In Europe, Grindhouse will be cut into two parts and released independently from each other. Because we Europeans woldn't understand the concept of the double feature movie and wouldn't want to sit in the cinema for 4 hours. Bleh.

Yufster tried to digest in this way Spaff's essence, but his karma tasted of petroleum.

Of course it wasn't impossible. The WiiRemote proved that. Was anyone still unsure about whether or not 90% of what Sony says is spin at best, lies at worst?

Ah, nothing better than eating photo's to really capture a man's essence.

Also, Stevan is not a fucktard per se.

Sink a dinosaur into it?

Yes! Good birthday wished!

Is that Gaius Baltar's signature look? Egads indeed.

Later, when he grows older, he'll be Mr T. I pity the fool!

So what becomes of you, my love when they have finally stripped you of the handbags and the gladrags that your poor old grandpa had to sweat to buy you

I'm sold. For the demo =)

I saw this one screenshot of the spaceship or hovership or whatever, and it is PHALLIC when you view it from that angle. I hate to do this, but there you have it. They could not possibly have modelled it resembling a penis more than this.

I need to know only one thing: are there cutscenes in the demo? That is all. Honestly. I'm sure the game's gonna be fun and a little conservative but perfectly playable and an 8 out of 10 in most magazines, but all I need is the cutscenes thank you.

Someone set them up the bomb!

Those zombie-pics are old! Though they rock the joint, still. Nice tiny human you have there, Wrestle. He's very blond! And already has so much hair! It is amazing!!

Goddamn world leaders with their goddamn weapons.

By the way, I believe Hitman Blood Money also stands in high regard for the 360, yesno? It's one of the titles I really want as soon as I get the console.

On Penny Arcade there was just now another infuriating story that is somewhat related with your doom scenario: some punk kid terrorizing everyone but getting away with it because organisations for their protection are biased to the point of losing all sense of reason. 40 years for a bit of porn? Even if it had been done out of malicious intent, trying to 'sabotage' the children, 40 years in prison is an obscene punishment. A single year is justifiable, though I'd just prescribe forced therapy and guidance for such a disturbed soul. But really, what harm is done here? None to warrant this travesty of justice.

Favourite piece of the game: in the harbour, negotiating those steel walkways. That, to me, felt like the true Mario spirit, recapturing a bit of the abstraction without giving up the theme completely, and just making for nice, pure platforming action. And it had Gooper Blooper or whatever his names was at the end!