Roderick

The toaster is walking out of a swimming pool. Moments later an ambulance arrives. What could possibly have happened?

As far as I can tell, you can adjust this in the 'sjablonen' (sorry, that's Dutch) tab, there's an 'adjust width' option.

So, I've been tinkering around with Blogger, and so far I like what I see. It's all pretty customizable, I was able to easily tear out some bothersome, superfluous bits and came up with what I hope is a clean and pleasant design. http://filmadeus.blogspot.com Commentary more than welcome! It's a bit shit right now, but hopefully it can be improved with your insights.

T4 was called Salvation, it starred Christian Bale and it was generally considered a poor effort.

Look man, you can't judge me.

Why haven't I seen those before? They're pretty funny. I like the wordless quality of the humor. That's tough to get across. At the end of every comic I have to pause for a second before I get the joke, which is pretty neat.

Oh man, I am hilariously ill-equipped to tackle these problems. Maybe I should just get the easiest install. Let's try Blogger next.

I pressed the button 'install WordPress' and it gave this error. I think it's tied to the Captain August site's error screen, but I have no idea how its architecture works. Others have been kind enough to arrange the inner workings for me, I have only ever just supplied the content.

Already. Already at step one I'm bummed in the gob. Here I am listening to the easy tunes of Bryan Adams, relaxin' all cool, and WordPress is giving me shit on my own server.

Looks like a swell time.

I guess there's nothing to do but test them all. There goes my excellent plan of letting you do the thinking for me! Gosh darn it, I have actual work to do now.

T4 was really dumb. Especially the end is a special kind of dumb, that actually switches over to the glorious side of the equation.

Watch Terminator 2 to get to Terminator 3. That's where the real magic happens. There's a Terminatrix.

Interesting points. But Thrik, I doubt any movie site is waiting for reviews of Uncle Buck and Quiz Show, even if they don't have them yet.

I love the original Conan the Barbarian film. It is nothing short of amazing, Arnold is great in it, everything rocks.

BUT, JUST THEN! A real turnabout here. I will check out Blogger as well. Tumblr I didn't consider, because I thought it was mostly about pictures [of Avengers]. Now I don't mind pictures [of Avengers], in fact I love them, but I'm aiming more for reviews [of Avengers]. I'm excited about this. I've been writing small, succinct film reviews for months to see how it would fit me. Finally getting to post them seems swell. The best thing is that it's my own goddamn publication, so I can choose not to use grades. OHHHH that's gonna feel so good!!

All right, WordPress seems the way to go! Thanks.

Ben has some proper advice there. Just continue with taking it easy.

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For actual real? Best.

You have a soothing voice, TychoCelchuuu. I wrote a short story. Like, really short, 1500 words in total. It's called The Butcher's Defense and if you want, you can read it here: http://starflux.livejournal.com/7798.html. Pro tip: make you browser a little slimmer for a better reading experience.

I'm typing this from the hospital, mere minutes after my heart massage. Thanks a lot, Thrik!

It's OK, it's good. I just hope my heart can take seeing the HL3 topic getting new posts every once in a while. False alarm, guys, nothing actually announced!

Good job, literally!

OK let's just make a quick rule here, that you can't post in this topic anymore until there is actually news about a Half-Life 3 announcement. I will flip out if you keep joking around here.