jokemaster

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  1. I've become a demo whore

    Hmmm, a demo section would be cool
  2. I've become a demo whore

    I do go through periods like that too. Once I downloaded: Grim Fandango MGS System Shock 2 Rise of Nations Max Payne Max Payne 2 Serious Sam all at the same time.
  3. The official How Would You Seduce Yufster? thread!

    My pizza place has CANADIAN bacon on HAWAIIAN pizza.
  4. The official How Would You Seduce Yufster? thread!

    I'll take you up on a peperoni pizza and a video game MP fest. And if you want, I won't even do any kinky stuff/try to seduce you/make an ass out of myself.
  5. Scrapland

    The demo is available at fileshack, I just downloaded. But haven't played it yet.
  6. The official How Would You Seduce Yufster? thread!

    Hmmm, I can't post the details but it includes: Whipped cream VIdeo games Cows Rumble controller Jewlery.
  7. Happy B-day Homo!

    A happy birthday to Intrepid Homoludens AKA Homo AKA human condom AKA guy with the wierd av. Don't forget to blow out the candles
  8. Happy B-day Homo!

    I've only seen 3 of his movies so I can't judge....
  9. Duke Nukem 3D

    I know, but he said that he stopped playing the series when Duke 3d came out. Unless you're saying he hasn't played the original 2 games....
  10. Happy Birthday Chris

    What about me?! It isn't fair, I want my share.
  11. Happy Birthday Chris

    Happy day you're overthrown B-DAY chris.
  12. Wanted: Game Girl

    Hippies
  13. Your best xbox game.

    If I want good multiplayer FPS action I look to PC. Also, TS2s MP beats Halo's just because of all the different modes available.
  14. Your best xbox game.

    Lemme begin by saying that halo is a decent game, but grossly overrated. Repetitive ness I usually stand, but when the rooms are the same over and over again, with everything in the exact same place, then it really passes mildly annoying to completely frustrating, they do that over and over again, so a 5 minute level becomes a 30 minute level. Then there's the flood. Supposed to be scary but they end up being just annoying. The best game exclusive to XBOX I have is probably Chronicles of Riddick or crimson skies.
  15. Happy B-day Homo!

    My top 3 bonds; 1 Sean Connery 2. Dalton 3. Brosnan
  16. Tribes 3 Beta

    Yeah, but we were 12-0 my team 12, so now we were just capping for credit more than anything. And it's still frustrating ending up in last place (total score of 28) because I died 2 feet from the flag. Anyway, I was playing Isle-Fuel map play, I was walking towards the neutral depot, then saw that there was a guy there, so I ran forward, shot once, then out of behind him comes out a tank and blasts me. I was laughint so hard it sounded like "kaphew BOOOOOOOOOOOM" off I go flying because my jetpack was on
  17. The Dirty Minds Club

    I decided to expand an idea I found at another forum to here, if this thread is all right for the mods. Anyway, anybody who wants a place to discuss the dirty thoughts that come across your mind, what?! what do you mean you've never had any? don't lie to me you bastard! Anyway, send your application here with some dirty item and I'll decide wether to accept or deny your membership. Jokemaster away
  18. Tribes 3 Beta

    Actually, I had the flag flew back to my base, was about to reach MY flagpole, got killed, and my dead body landed RIGHT on the flag. Then some other asshole grabbed it adn walked the 1 step to the flag and got credit for my work....
  19. Moh Pacific Assault Demo Out!

    Yeah, get it at fileshack or wherever you download stuff.
  20. Psychonauts gets a publisher: Majesco

    Actually, I can easily imagine tim tricking us into thinking they're making a game while they're just in teh Bahamas
  21. Tribes 3 Beta

    Got it played it, got my ass kicked, uninstalled it, reinstalled it, got my ass kicked again.
  22. The DS gets another surgery game!

    No, I hope he's good enough that he'll beat the game...
  23. Splinter Cell 3

    And let us not forget the buzzer ring.
  24. The DS gets another surgery game!

    I sure hope so, he's operating on my leg next month.....
  25. The Dirty Minds Club

    A happy birthday to intrepid you get a sombrero and a cigar: