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GTA: VC killing spree with tanks, trucks a motorcykle, a shotgun, a chaingun and uzis.

My personal exclusive games choice, Gamecube: Zelda games, Metroid Prime 1 and 2, Pikmin, Mario 128, and Resident Evil 4. XBOX: Halo 1 and 2, Crimson Skies, Conker: Live and Reloaded, PD0 (though that's supposed to be an XBOX 2 launch title now), Fable, Breakdown, Chronicles of Riddick, and I think that's it

DAMNIT! I've killed intellivision like 8 fucking times already and it still lives?!

well, yeah but aren't those more like spinoffs hmmm,planet of the babes? *sneaks out to buy it*

I'll say Gamecube because most of the XBOX exclusives are on PC, such as Halo, KOTOR, Crimson Skies (not the exact game, but whatever), whilst the gamecube has true exclusives. PLus, Super Smash Bros. Melee rules for playing with friends.

Gonna see it this weekend. *Imagines a Zombie flick/monkey island combo* *drools*

There's a san fransisco in norway?

Hero renown name: Gladiator, I was about to go into the arena and it seemed appropriate Behaviour: Good, the only bad things he's done is steal from people's houses. Is married to 2 women, and hasn't been divorced once. Has had sex 17 times. Farthest chicken punt: 17. something. Has donated over 1000 to AVON Skills status progress: Focusing on Physical and Skill, cause I don't like looking old, Ilike long-range weaponry, and I need more health Alignment: Being good-hearted he's good, some butterflies fly around but no halo yet Appearance: Two tatoos on chest, ponytail and normal beard.

Evil Genius. Because it's so damn creative I want it to make money to inspire ideas like this one.

Hey, I'm a kindergarden drop-out

And 2 times in the love tub, forgot that.

I Just made my sims woohoo five times in a row, twice in a hot tub, once in bed.....

I was just playing a demo of System Shock 2 when suddenly a question struck me: Are horror games scarier in 1st person or 3rd? I mean, only in that game was I backstepping, shooting at a monster, then suddenly I scream as I hear something directly behind me, and turn around just in time for another monster to slash my face. That ain't possible in 3rd person, so I have to say 1st person. 3rd person, I think, mostly relies on story.

I liked Karl Urban in the movies I've seen him in. This movie might be good for a mindless-blow-everything-up movie, except for the cliched facing the guys who killed your parents thing. I just hope they don't make the corp really evil, just DR. B. What really would be cool is if they focused on the group of marines, like in Aliens, instead of having 10 minutes of introductions, followed by 120 minutes of mindless gore. And I hope the marine is the only survivor, if they make him have a girl and having him save the girl, it'd suck. At the most, some sexual tension with a squadmate. But in the Half Life movie, when Gordon talks, what will we just hear the little beep noise from the game? And would the entire thing be in First Person?

I mention something, everyone ignores it, Chris mentions something, everyone goes 'oh, you're right'

Lemme sum up my thoughts: 1st person can make you feel like the guy in Aliens felt like, and 3rd person can make you feel like what if you could tell him what to do through security cameras would've felt like. And yes, that is a lifeline reference.

Well, yeah but it reminded me of when you watch a horror movie, the guys backing away slowly, and you know the monster/slasher is behind him, and yell at him for being an idiot, and now the same thing happened to me. Also, I've found that 3rd person games rely more on scaring you through the story, lighting and things suddenly jumping through windows/doors/cabinets.

pshh, I drink 3 of those for breakfast every morning.

It's because the guy is the one who says they should have sex.

Wow, good that you're still alive, and also, good to hear the police are still inept enough not to see through my disguise

Well, she had a car accident recently so.... *offers a new car as a form of seduction* ANd yes, I am still that pathetic...

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Damn You All, Now I'm On A Demo Binge!

On the female side guys want to seduce ANYONE who's hot.

Not an actual download section, but maybe recomendations, reviews, lists of cool demos, descriptions, walkthroughs, etc.