jokemaster

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  1. I've been missing for a month playing HL2.
  2. Penny-Arcade.com sucks

    Eh, I like it 'cause I've already gotten used to it and I don't want them to have a new design that scares me.
  3. Duke Nukem Forever Released

    Oh yes it is* *above not real opinion, posted for the sake of arguing. Jokemaster Inc. is not responsible for flames, assasinations and/or spam resulting from this post. If you are not 100% satisfied call 1800-upyours, or visit us at www.upyours.com
  4. Scrapyard HL2 Mod

    Psychonauts and deadworm's pubic hair. >_>
  5. Halo2 WTF?!

    Son of a fucking bitch. How else did she have a son if she didn't fuck?
  6. Game Packaging

    UPDATE: From now on PS2 games will come with an extra manual detailing exactly how to get the game outta the box.
  7. BTG: The Final Hours of Half-Life 2

    SILVER, BRONZE AND GOLD: download via steam Buy it at store: 5 discs Buy it at store, Limited Collector's edition: 1 DVD + HL1 Source, A T-SHIRT and a book.
  8. BTG: The Final Hours of Half-Life 2

    I'm getting Silver.
  9. BTG: The Final Hours of Half-Life 2

    Am I the only one who didn't mind the char switch in MGS2?
  10. BTG: The Final Hours of Half-Life 2

    If HL2 doesn't become the best-selling game ever there is no justice in the universe.
  11. BTG: The Final Hours of Half-Life 2

    ......If you click the 'back to behind the games' button there's a Final Hours Of Half Life article, along with MGS2 and others.
  12. BTG: The Final Hours of Half-Life 2

    I wanna work for valve just to get my own crowbar and beat the part of the pinata I can get away with. Seriously, an awesome read for whoever thinks about going into the game business or is even remotely interested in what goes into making an awesome game. The article almost made me cry.
  13. Duke Nukem Forever!!!

    Yeah, I mean who'd find those reviews useful??? *backs toward the exit*
  14. Halo2 WTF?!

    There' s a difference between Halo being developed for PC and Mac (as it was supposed to be) to Halo being crappily ported to PC and Mac (as it was). Plus, I wanna play Halo online for FREE, download new weapons, maps and mods for FREE, not pay 70 bucks/year for a subscription. PLUS 5 bucks per download. EDIT: Apparently the collector's edition comes w/ 2 months free. Sweet.
  15. Grim Fandango!

    Mexicans + Tim Schafer=rules That's why Psychonauts is gonna be awesome, it's got bullfighting in it.
  16. Halo2 WTF?!

    The Forerunners were basically excuses for why Halo exists, the religious hatred the covenant have for mankind is more of an explanation for why it's kille veryone, the spartan program, Johnson's immunity aren't even in the game, just in the books, and in Halo 2 so that's null. Also: The flood sucked because it wasn't scary, it was annoying. I mean I didn't feel like I felt when I was walking through the ship in System Shock 2, or when I was walking in the colony as a marine in AVP2, I felt annoyed. I liked the story, but people are exaggerating it a bit, it really isn't that great without the books.
  17. Halo2 WTF?!

    .... I think he means that in HALO, althought the outdoors battles ruled, the indoors felt cramped, stupid, and were repeated over and over, down to enemy positionins, and he says that in Halo 2 if they do more close quarters levels it's gonna suck, and I agree, unless bungie comes up with a way to, I dunno, NOT repeat every single room 20 times over (cough assault on the control room cough)
  18. Selling the drama

    My thoughts: First: There should always be something that makes it clear to the player where to go to keep on with the story, but not forces him there Second:The characters should be interesting, I wouldn't care about just killing my friend if he's the cookie-mold scoundrel, make him have some reason for why he spent all your money
  19. Selling the drama

    My thoughts: First: There should always be something that makes it clear to the player where to go to keep on with the story, but not forces him there Second:The characters should be interesting,
  20. "I suck..." (countdown to Bloodlines)

    Definately gonna get it. Vampires + HL2 engine + hot chicks=teh PWNING 4W50M3N355
  21. Psychonauts in mags

    We Want More
  22. in-movie question about Shaun

    About the zombies arguement, I'm old fashioned to the point where zombies are lumbering dead bodies resurected by something, magic or otherwise and may or may not have goals. In other words, I'm a Night of the living dead era man.
  23. in-movie question about Shaun

    I agree except for the having to be risen by magic, that's fine, but I also like something not really explained like Romero's movies.
  24. Snowball of releases coming our way

    I tell you, whoever supports me in my plan will have a very merry christmas
  25. Snowball of releases coming our way

    *arrives armed with all equipment needed to completely ransack a gaming store* BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!