jokemaster

Now Steam Shall Rule The Universe!

becoming a bit like the innovvative EA games. I mean, so far I've read of like 5 games that I was looking forward to that had run into publisher trouble, and it's MAJESCO TO THE RESCUEEEE! Seriously: Psychonauts Advent Rising Oddworld and some others I don't remember right now. So basically, HORRAY FOR MAJESCO!

It's like a combination of the old 2D sidescroller beat-em-ups like Ninja Turtles, Final Fight, and RiverCityRansom and Rouge Squadron rolled up into one. Could be good, but I'm waiting for actual gameplay impressions.

OK, I know I'm probably the 1000th person to come up with this, but LEC should re-release the old point-click adventure games for DS! It's perfect, It's got the point-and-touch system ready, it's got the power to support the graphics, and, most importantly, it can prove that adventure games can still sell!

EVen better Star Wars in the Secret of Monkey Island Advance: SW: INSOMIA EDIT: The PSP needs a hell of a lot more than adventure games to beat my good ol' PC. Plus, I'm pretty sure the games'll play better on DS than PSP.

VERY MUCH doubt it. PSP needs a lot more than adventure games.

I almost always considered it more of an FPS w/ RPG elements. I know it's a hybrid more than anything but still.....

THAT'S WHAT I'M ARGUING! IT'S A GOOD GAME BUT OVERRATED! Also, I agree with the grenedes, I think that and the melee attack were what most wowed me when it came out. EDIT: And, all right I may be stretching it with thief, but I'm pretty sure Deus Ex still qualifies as an FPS.

I don't believe that PC games are mostly twitch. Two of your examples (unreal Tournament and quake) are simply run-and-gun MP games. If you played System Shock, No One Lives Forever, Deus Ex, and a lot of other games you'd see that it's actually more and more dominated by more 'thinking' FPS 2: I meant the general public. I mean every time I turned around at school and work, someone was talking about Halo 2, I'd bring up HL2, and most hadn't heard of it, and proceded to rave about Halo 2 and saying that HL2 'sucks', etc. even though seconds before they admitted never having played it. 3: Are you kiddin' about the weapons? I mean, c'mon most of the guns in HALO ARE the same generic weapons from PC FPS, the only things that were new to me was a scope on a pistol, and that was about it. I saw no actual new weapons, and many where just plain useless, to be traded at first change. I mean, I honsetly didn't care if I used the Assault Gun or the Plasma Rifle or the Needler, all worked the same for me! 4. Halo is by no means the most tactical game I've ever seen. Not even close, play the SWAT games, NO one lives forever, Deus Ex, Rainbow Six, Thief, etc. EDIT: Cliches supposedly missing: 1.Silent, mysterious, ultra-powerful hero. You can't have all three in one can you? 2. The overpowered weapons and bosses are cliches from games like Doom, Quake, and their ilk. Try playing some more modern FPSs, like the ones I've already mentioned. 3: What FPS did you get the 'female lead for pure sex appeal' one from?

I hope you mean the L OR R button, or else you'd have to memorize which objects to use, and that way, lefties and righties can play it. Also: Maybe highlight some items that aren't needed but just funny, and hide some items that are also not needed, but funny stuff happens if you tap it?

So true. I mean, let's compare Raiden and Master Chief. Even though everyone seems to hate Raiden, he'd beat Master chief simply because Master Chief would only be carrying 2 guns while Raiden could switch between rocket launcher, sniper rifle, tranq gun, ninja sword, and machine gun any time he wants to. BTW, Raiden's sword also doesn't have limited battery life

:Bueller? Bueller? :Me h8 PSP

Oh this should work GREAT when you're playing Grand Theft Auto you can actually smell the dog's poop on the streets, the smell of gas, and get hurt if you fall of your bike/crash. Seriously, this stuff is dangerous and if they even think about using it for games, I swear to god they're gonna get in big trouble. This technology is waayy to easy to take advantage of.

First of all, I like Halo, ok, let me just set that straight. What I don't like is that it's extremely overrated. People seem to think it's the FPS to beat, when it's actually a decent PC FPS ported to consoles. Now because console gamers hadn't experienced something like it before, they raved about it, but let's be honest, if it was a PC exclusive it would've gotten nowhere near as good reviews. The singleplayer is annoying, and I find it extremely funny how people start inventing crap about how the level design was to make the game longer, and to leave it up to your imagination. i say that's crap, I wouldn't care if the game was 10 hrs long instead of 15, just don't make me walk the same hallway, then the same room, then the same bridge, then the same room, then the same hallway.......... *14 hrs of that later* And the flood, I'm sorry, but they sucked. They weren't scary at all, just annoying. I mean I played through ravenholm in HL2, and THAT was scary, but the flood was just freakin' annoying. Co-op is fun, and basically the only reason why I ever replay the campaign. Ever. Hell, the second one I just played through it because I wanted to see if they fixed anything. They didn't fix a freakin' thing. Hell they just basically recycled most of the enviroments from Halo 1! And the ending? WHere the fuck was it? I understand cliff-hangers, but there's a difference between a clifff-hanger in a movie where the next part'll come out in a year at themost, and a cliff-hanger ina game where the sequel will come out in 2 years at the LEAST. It also pisses me off that when there was an excellent FPS like HL2, nobody wanted to play it and it got washed out by Halo 2. And I like the game. It's decent, it makes for a fun thing to play through in co-op, and MP is fun for awhile, but it doesn't deserve the rave reviews they're getting.

I actually meant for download when I posted this. IMO, it should be when games are 10 years old, UNLESS there are ACTIVE plans to remake it/rerelease it, like nintendo did with the mario and zelda game for GBA. Also, IMO the original versions should be included with sequels/remakes if the orignal is more than 5 years old.

Cool. Now I'll be able to convince my schoolmates to play something other than generic First or third person shooters.

ZING. BTW, it says cloth willl rip realistically. Am I the ONLY one who knows EXACTLY how this will be used (Hint, it involves a much loved feature, but now plain pathetic, from Duke Nukem 3D.)

Resident Evil 1.5 and 3.5

I killed my whole family 48 days after creating them. MWAHAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHA

DAIKTANA! *Runs*

1st, nintendo would rather go bankrupt than be bought by ANYONE, especially Microsoft and/or Sony.. And if the PSP succeeds, it will be the final sign that gaming is no longer about innovation and gameplay, but about multimedia and graphics. The price is too high, and the battery life too low. 3rd, why don't you like nintendo? I agree with Penny Arcade, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Plus, magic eight balls suck.

Meh, if it doesn't have monthly fees I may get it. Probably not though.

Hmmmm......it'd be funny if everyone played a game with you as the bad guy. Imagine going to school under those circumstances. [professor frink voice]What with the jeering and the taunting and the HOYVIN MOYVIN![/frink]

Has anyone read childhood's end? IMO I think the combine was ammassing every species it conquered and used it to conquer the next world.

1. Women like micro-managing, a stereotype, but it comes from somewhere, trust me, I've seen my sister play the sims 2 and she micro-manages EVERYTHING. She even has a printed sheet on the printer with a little schedule for every sim. Not kidding about that thing. Also what someone said about guys liking action movies and girls liking talk-talk movies, not really true but something interesting: some talk-talk movies, like the usual suspects, ahve the potential to become action movies, the sims only has the potential to become......a romantic comedy or an existential comedy. I mean I remember when my sister bought the sims 2 thinking 'awesome I'm gonna be a soldier'. My guy gets into this crappy car they drive off and.....time fast forwards. I felt so ripped off then.