jokemaster

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  1. Why the Hate on Metal Gear?

    To be honest, like any game and movie it depends on taste, the mood you're in when you're playing it, and really just your taste. I mean, I love the games, sure I think they're overrated, but they're stilll pretty good in my opinion. But yeah, if you got turned off the series by MGS2, give MGS3 a try
  2. Why the Hate on Metal Gear?

    Actually, I found MGS2 and MGS: The twin snakes on gamecube a lot easier than the original, mostly due to the availability of first-person aiming and a lot more stuff to do. I love the MGS series, though I did get really annoyed with the codec near the end of MGS2. I prefer the MGS series over splinter cell, simply because it gives you more of a chance. Once you get the hang of it, you can usually survive being spotted. Plus there's none of that 'Don't be spotted, don't kill anyone' crap. And yes, if you hated MGS2 because of long cutscenes and codecs, MGS3 fixes that. Yes there are some long cutscenes, but there's a lot more gameplay too.
  3. We're failures as gamers

    When my parents kick me out for playing too much psychonauts can I move in?
  4. Games of your dreams

    I had a dream of a game set in the fututre, onboard a space station. Suddenly all these ships come out and start attacking and you get the following options: 1. Go to the bridge and command the battle RTS style 2. Get on a ship and fight 3. Wait for them to start boarding and fight them then. And throughout the entire game you spent it making choices like that. It was a sort of cross-genre massive Deus Ex.
  5. Timeline of the future

    Apparently this year is when the Shadow Moses incident happens. *dons bandanna and moves to Alaska*
  6. All right, I'm going on a crusade to kill him. Who's coming with?
  7. and another game going to the silver screen

    If they fuck this one up I'm gonna go Max Payne on them.
  8. Guess Which Movie

    That quiz was basically fighters and beat-em-ups, neither of which I play often.
  9. Batman Begins. Verdict:

    I think Crispin Glover should play him, but have Mark Hamill do the laugh.
  10. Batman Begins. Verdict:

    I think the quick cuts were to show basically the thugs' point of view of the fights, they can't see him, they're very confused, and thus they can't win.
  11. californians: everyone ok?

    One time an eartquake happened while I was in the bathroom.
  12. Vin Diesel brings Agent 47 to life

    I said they were good flicks, never that Vin Disel starred in them, or even that he was good in them.
  13. Vin Diesel brings Agent 47 to life

    If only he was a little older....Unless they make it an origin story
  14. Battlefield 2 demo.

    GAH, IF ONE MORE HELICOPTER TAKES OFF AS I'M RUNNING TOWARD IT TO BE CO-PILOT I'M SHOOTING EA. Anyway, nothing's more annyoing as being in the middle of nowhere, getting hope that a friendly tank is coming toward you, preparing to get on.........and the fucker runs you over.
  15. Vin Diesel brings Agent 47 to life

    Teacup actually. Anyway, good Vin films: Boiler Room Pitch Black Saving Private Ryan.
  16. Most Important Game Ever Made

    I'd say: Pong: the game that started the craze Tetris:the game that hooked my (then) 60 year old grandpa Super Mario Bros.: Obvious reason Super Mario 64: This game was a gamble, since it used the analog stick. The gamble worked, and now everyone's using analog sticks (may I remind you that the PS1 launched with an analogstickless controller Goldeneye: Proved that console FPS could be more than bad ports. IMO, way more important than Halo Half Life: Proved that the mod community could extend a game's lifetime indefinetely
  17. Nintendo, I love you.

    I COULD'VE HAD SIX MORE MONTHS OF DELUSIONAL BLISS DAMN YOU!
  18. Nintendo, I love you.

    Technically it's Rare's, but I think they'll port it, since they let Nintendo release the Banjo Kazooie game for GBA even after they were bought by M$, also, Nintendo published it so...
  19. Nintendo, I love you.

    Finally I can once again play goldeneye, get the invincibility, all weapons and infinite ammo cheats, go to the Bunker level, sound the alarm and mow down an infinite number of enemies! I mean, I can't wait to play all those games I didn't get to play when I had a SNES, like Super Metroid, the FF games, Chrono Trigger/chross (whichever one it was), etc.
  20. Advent Rising Sucks

    I'm probably still going to rent it, if only for the storyline
  21. Spore

    Looks really cool.......until they come out with a bazillion expansion packs. Spore: Livin' Large Spore: Hot Date Spore: Godzilla expansion
  22. Nintendo Revolution

    I have to agree. I mean they tried to kill Psychonaust *SOB* Who would try to kill such a thing?!
  23. No place for Hideo?

    Nope no replacement for hideo
  24. No place for Hideo?

    Interview w/ Hideo Kojima on his new company, and his plans for the future found here