jokemaster

eh, i might get this game. I'm just freakin' tired of the 'guard sees you once game over, shoot anyone game over, fart in the wrong direction, game over' gameplay, it should give you more of a chance if anyone discovers you. also, it takes like 23 shots to kill a bad guy, but for you it takes only 2

And here we see people with too much time on their hands....

He, I know a surgeon, I'm giving him this for christmas.....

I love you....

Put 'em in a cell but didn't gloat at em

'Criminal with information'

I DID right click on the chairs and kitchen mixer, but the guy won't break. I've tried each method 5 times.

says the guy with the freaky av.

Maybe you need to download a driver.

Fun, but you don't get to use the traps. Also, I'm having trouble interrogating the criminal, what the hell are you supposed to do for him to break? Ive interrogated him in two different ways.

*stabs with a fork*

That and LOOM is also one of my favorite games, though it's been such a long time since I played it.

One of my favorite authors likes one of my favorite games!

*backs away slowly* J/K. Here have a paintball gun and a dummy.

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That sounds freakin' hilarious. Actually something similar happened to me: I was playing Alien VS. Predator 2 as a marine, I was walking slowly in the darkness, then suddenly something was on the motion sensor, I panicked and started looking all around me, then suddenly my best friend poked me on the neck, I screamed and fell off my chair. Scared the crap out of my friend too.

I just found the funniest list ever, look for it here My personal favorite is 55: You always fight a giant robot. Always.

I agree because reviews are just someone else's opinion

Because you can't kill your roots.

It is on the list.

Actually, it'd be funny if you're with your partner and start jumping around and she looks at you with a strange face and asks either 'what the hell are you doing?' or 'what the f*** are you doing?' EDIT: And the thing about stealing anything that isn't nailed down is also true, I mean I think Fable will be the frist RPG with actual consequences if you do go into houses and steal everything.

Hmmm.... I wonder if there was an Elaine Threepwood Playboy spread if adventure games would suddenly be revived.....

which reminds me: How come in games where you go to towns and can jump you can jump around everywhere like a moron and no one will comment on it. I too once lost my nail clippers. Twas a sad sad day.

IMO it's because it's now been one year sine FvJ came out.

And therein lies the problem, there have been no adventure game bestsellers, so companies are afraid to make adventure games, especially groundbreaking ones that could turn into bestsellers. I'm telling you if someone made one adventure game that was a financial hit, companies would be begging developers to make adventure games. Kinda with what happened with GTA, before the PS2 it was just a game in the bargain bin, suddenly GTA3 is announced, starts getting hype, is rated M, is released, sells well, becomes controversal, sales multiply overnight, but until GTA3, nobody made games like that.