MrChlorophyll

"Developers" is no longer a word to my brain. It has become a meaningless noise.

I was born in Colorado. Just haven't lived there for 16 years.

I was totally into the game and digging all of it until the end. When I got the final act, I think I actually said out loud: What the... fuck? I'd like to think that they ran out of time/money and just had to pull something out of their ass. Because if someone wrote that down on paper in total seriousness... I weep for the species.

Monthly Hitman. Genius. And even though very flawed, the mission they ripped straight from the Godfather in the first game made everything worthwhile. Dang that was awesome.

What's wrong with Advent Children?

I didn't know. So it was news to me Dan. I still love you.

I liked Black & White...

Whenever I replay Half-Life, it always seems like I'm the Flash in an ice rink. I generally get used to it by about the time I beat it again. Then I feel like a turtle crawling through tar when I play anything else. So short answer: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's normal.

I can stare at that for hours and hours and hours.

I spotted Sinfest and Calvin & Hobbes on there, so that's a good list in my book.

I am so very sorry about my impulsiveness to categorize everything into absolute states. I am a sick man. I have issues. No, no... I have volumes. I'm ordering my straight jacket off Ebay right now. And dude, you're a smiley stacking god.

The "apparently" at the end creates the possibility of doubt. To me, the absolute state of cunt-iness is much more satisfying.

I have no love of yo-yo's. Yo-yo balls rock hardcore, but vanilla yo-yo's excite me not. But there are DoubleFine Yo-Yo's. I'm getting both. And a shirt.

Aaaahhh. Better. I'm sure a horrifying generalization, but I can live with that.

Oh I agree entirely. If Colbert walked in the room and said "Let's make a baby!" I'd be all "Hells yeah!"

That was awesome.

Jade Empire is fantastic. I couldn't put it down until I beat it. Many a night (far too close to finals) was spent palying Jade Empire until 3:00 or 4:00 in the morning. And for Oblivion: I only really noticed the whole leveling enemy bit right at the beginning. I was crawling through the sewer and I came across my first rat. My thoughts went as follows: "Well, I better quicksave because this rat is going to kick * It's dead already? I am a god among mice!" It was at the same time really good feeling and also smacking of a sense of "Wait a minute, something is off here." Beyond that though, it hasn't bugged me terribly. But I adapt to game mechanics fairly quickly, generally.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Thrice fooled, I shall not be. I refuse to any longer acknowledge that that exists. Gamelife, you are dead to me.

Oooh, zing. To me, it almost looks like it's a cg room anyway. With the excesive glare from the ceiling lights, the huge handrail shadows. Everything is shiny. At a glance, my brain tells me it's cg for whatever reason.

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I'd play paintball in there.

You know, I have absolutely no idea anymore. It's been sitting in my pictures folder since mid-March and I totally forgot about it until I stumbled upon it the other day. I really want to know where I got it from too to see if there's anything in a similar style to it. So, sorry but I haven't the foggiest.