MrChlorophyll

If only people will say the same of me.

Now don't get your panties all in a bunch. You know that when it's released it's just gonna be a stinky, farty, smelly Max Payne 2 mod. Which three teenagers could make better for free. But whatever.

Which we promptly inhaled thinking we'd have a good time but now turns out that we merely have flour clogging up our sinus cavity. But we already have an EA hate thread.

...But your name is Bobo... Donk...ey.

You sentimental bastard you. I remember playing games on Apple II floppies that my mom copied the code of out of magazines. Good times, good times.

Dude... Like... shrunken heads?

You unenthusiastic prick! How do you live with yourself? Positive waves, c'mon now.

Zombie Mode, Office, 20 against 1. Beautiful. While the pump shotty is entertaining, I prefer something a little more chalenging, like a crappy (i.e. non-DEagle) pistol or non-deagle/crappy SMG. Good times, good times. All I need now is a decent Zombie skin for the T's and I'm set.

1:30 in the morning is not the right time to be playing that.

Oh, you have no idea.

The less you know, the better.

And we're gonna have to kill stuff there? How perverse.

To make any joke funny, just add "whore." Or Michael Jackson, because he is also a punchline. "Three [insert ethnisity here] walk into a bar...... Michael Jackson." Whore.

I'm rather fond of this one myself.

Hoooooooooooly Fuckin' Moses. Hey, the banner on that site had boobies!

Wait, who?

There needs to be more options with "ass" in them. I imply nothing.

On the mother-ship behind the Hale-Bop comet. Ooh, Kool-Aid!

God damn you. But those machines taught me to stop to never bet in real life, because I suck. Horribly.

A classic, you could say.

They think that they're serious because most current "gamers" will respond like so: "wtf lol p3nny 4rc4d3 r0x0rz y0ur b0x0rz h4rdc0r3!!1111" When that is considered communication, that should be a clue as to the intelligence surrounding us. That crap takes a long time to write. And I feel defiled having written it.

You mean like a border patrol game? Stem the tide of illegal aliens and help the government shit on the little guy this summer in EA's Border Patrol: Remember the Alamo And every year they can make one with a different border where they change the ground texture and the characters' accents.

The moon is made of Green Cheese you know. And man will never reach the moon. What Nonsense is this?

Just think of how happy the world would be if Jake was in charge.

But I don't get that when the sand wraith prince let his past self die, shouldn't that have ended the whole shebang? Anyone who has seen Back to the Future knows that much.