MrChlorophyll

Three dollars. Three. Yeah, I hate you.

Like this? Ok, fine, it's technically a barf smilie. Wanda is a girl name, and girls have cooters...or cooties or whatever the hell we're talking about. Any child of 5 could tell you that.

I don't think people hate it, but I don't know how many people even know it exists either, but Outcast is just about my favorite game ever. But it's a voxel based engine and the max res. is maybe 800x600 and it doesn't size to the screen, it just makes a small picture bordered by black. Which is kinda weird because I don't remember it doing that when I first played it.

He's an Egyptian-style master of the stealthy arts.

What, just now? We have an optimist in our ranks.

Testicle kissing? What kinda sick-ass site we runnin' here? You kinky minxes you.

That's some pretty sharp stuff right there. And it's good to see Robert Downey Jr. out and about. I've always been a fan of his performances outside of prison.

KotOR II. God dammit. Why the fuck didn't LucasArts just let Obsidian make the ending they wanted?? Fuck fuck all.

This from the guy with the Dreamcast avatar? I imply nothing.

So you in a deep-south, inbred kinda family then? Oh, we're still talking about The Sims. Nevermind.

HaHA! ........So wait, I'm going to be a zombie? Sweet! So all I need to do is move to Japan and learn some ninja, steal a boat, and have the Ruskies launch me into space and I can be a space ninja zombie pirate. And they kick ass. I am close to my goal. So very close.

Dammit, now you tell me?

Nazi Jewish. Yeah, I think you're goin' hell for that one. But I laughed at it. Very hard. So I'll be in the handbasket with you.

If told that, she may very well explode. Literally.

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My crackah.

You so need to write a book that is purely composed of just this stuff. I'd buy two.

I'm on my second semester here at the prestigious University of North Dakota, Aerospace Branch. We Americans are damn retarded when it comes to the placement of flight schools. North Dakota is a great place to fly with it's gentle winters and all... Anyway. After the time I've spent in the dorms here, I'm up for a few rounds of Reverse Russian Roullete. When there's only one empty chamber. Because sleeping with the muzzle in my mouth hasn't paid off yet. :deadman: Empty...Dammit.

Because scientists score all the chicks.

If Marvin was in that, people would die. Their insides would be their outsides... PAIN! Lot's of pain. :9~ :ponycrap:

Waaaiiiit a second... Wiley and RoadRunner are going to be on the same team? That's bullshit on a stick.

I'm going to buy a gun and sleep with the muzzle in my mouth.

My brother would go gay for Johnny Depp, I have a friend who would go gay for Brad Pitt, but if Tim Schafer walked into the room and said, "Let's make a baby", I'd be "Hell yes." The physical impossibility be damned.

Seeing that makes me proud to be an American.

Just once, I'd like to see the little guy break through the wall and leave this world of hate and anger and cross over to the land of happiness, green pastures, puppies, and lollipops. And FF2 will indeed Kick the Ass.