MrChlorophyll

That thing is so sweet. And free. So I'm all out of excuses.

Sinfest! Best thing since Calvin & Hobbes.

I would just like to take this time to recognise just how damned funny that sentence is and put forward my vote for "cocksuckering" to be the official Adjective of the Month.

They can't even get Day of Defeat done and they're trying to pass off a summer release date for a brand spanking new expansion pack? I'll believe that one when I see it. Or maybe it'll be a two-fer release. That'd be kickass.

The whole list just by looking for the scars: Face requiring 13 stitches on the right cheek and just below my lip, left wrist so it looks like I tried to kill myself, right palm and top of hand in the same sitting, left middle fingertip, right shoulder, and of course the ass. Outside of the right cheek, I don't mind tellin' ya. Damn that was a mean dog. But in all honesty, the face was my fault. But anway. Dmitri. Sounds like a good idea. Best of luck.

Hhhhhhhawtness.

Dude, if I could live my life over again, I'd lean a little closer so my dog would make a cooler scar on my face when he bit me. That'd be kickass.

I don't know why, but that sentence struck me as utterly hilarious.

When your waist is smaller than your head... eat a Twinkey or something.

How Dimitri is doomed* to succeed: All of Lionhead's games have been freaky-deaky fun. I apologise if that statement is far too optimistic for the staff and regular readers of this site. *Ok, maybe not the best word but just for the sake of being an ass, it'll do.

Internet stupidity is a very large reason I love this site so much. The people here, myself excluded of course, are really quite intelligent as far as I can tell. But I'm a college student and an internet go-er. On the whole, those are the two kinds of people I hold just above deep-fried cabbage in terms of cognitive ability. So I view myself as part of the problem and should just shut up for the common good, I suppose. But the rest of you guys? Cracker Jack material. I'm proud of ya.

Rampage kicks ass!

I can't wait until they add in law suits for sexual assault and the such-like.

We're not old. Ya little basterd.

Aah, like poetry it is.

At least Halo2 is a deliberate and obvious cliffhanger ending. A little warning would have been appreciated though.

Sorry to break the train of thought here but I'll see if I can answer the question. *Ahem* Short answer: If I could go back in time to where I bought it, I probably wouldn't The beginning is wrist slitingly blah, the main body is chocked full of awesomeness that LucasArts didn't give Obsidian the time to finish, and the ending... isn't there. I don't think I've ever thought such a horrible string of obsenities than when I sat through the ending. Calling it an ending is too noble a term. So, had they had more time, it would have been a damn near soil myself awesome game. But as it stands, I couldn't recommend it and still look at myself in the mirror. So bloody aggrivating, irritating, disapointing.

You know when your stomach hurts because you've been laughing too hard? That's a good feeling.

Like Weird Al! Or shall I just shut up?

Strippers? What? C'mon man, you know it's the stomping foot when you use the shrink gun. One pair of pants can only kick so much alien ass.

Now before we get too excited about all this, did anyone check for copyright infringements?

Because it's not like people are making fun of them now, right?

I believe I just soiled myself.

Ooh! Ooh! Pilot! Me, me, me!!

Ok well I just mildly dislike you then. $3, that's bullshit on a stick.