MrChlorophyll

Good God, there's a harder version? Run! Run in blind terror! Run without knowing where you are going! For God's sake, run you magnificent bastards!

Of course the original three had an actual interesting original plot and the prequels don't. They're fuckin' prequels.

But think how much more badass you'd look in your dark corner with a flaming martini.

So the point of that website's news post is to say "Here's what the XBox controller is not really going to look like!" No news is good news I guess.

Isn't that what we do here?

Strong words Chris. Strong words. Especially since we have not yet begun to defile ourselves!

I think there were more words after that but... that says it all really. The commentary in this post does not represent the opinions of Snubs, offer void in Wisconsin.

Lamp Chop's Play Along kicked ass! They sang the song that never ends during the credits. A tune that haunts me to this day.

I'm sure there's something deep and profound in there. But the Farting Preacher is the best. It's impossible for me to actually watch the guy's shows. Hilarity.

Fuck the old guy who shattered his hip! Where can a guy get good nachos, dammit!

What the fruit... Oooooh, Mormons. It all makes sense now. The space stuff gave it away. Them's some freaky bastards, really.

One could call this thread an epiphany of sorts.

The only trouble I ever had with Steam was when I first got HL2, and everyone and their grandma was activating it. Otherwise, peachy keen and squeeky clean.

The Best Buy up here by the college has some very eye-catching boxes. Those being the massive (seriously, frickin' huge) boxes of... wait for it... Tomb Raider and Tomb Raider 2. Above half of a single shelving unit is taken up by those boat anchors. Oh, and they're $2.99 a piece, by the way. Now, I'm no expert...

If I ever made a game/movie/book/whatever, and Mr. T said that about it, I'd put it on the box.

I'd tell you that mine might get here tomorrow (Saturday) but I don't want to spoil your good mood. Laugh on my friend. Laugh.

Regular pirates or like... space pirates?

EB shipped my PC version today. But it will, of course, be delayed and lost in transit and end up in Carjackistan or something probably. But it's on it's way for now! Happy joy!

Oh my NES days were the best. For like five bucks I could get a shoebox full of games from garage sales.

And I'm no expert here but aahhh... I like to think I'd pick up on something being wrong there. But suddenly, I do feel smarter.

I like how my friend put it when I promptly shared that gem with him. And I quote. "LOLLLFUIFHJSDGHJSGFD" ...I never knew a cracker could be such a scribe.

PSM had a thing on this or last issue, supposed to be 4 wireless ports and two plug-ins for backwards compatability. I believe.

...Mmmmmmaybe not.

I use ConsoleGold myself. Despite the name, they do PC stuff too.

I must be... really stupid or something.