MrChlorophyll

I have Battlefield '42/ 'Nam to thank for destroying my love of multiplayer gaming. I hesitate to give 2 even a thought.

I'm glad to see we all have a cause which we can unite behind and give this site a pinpointable purpose.

Is that the Depravity Zoo?

Oh fuck-berries.

Well, that is certainly one of the most Godawfully horrible things I've ever read.

Oh come off it. You're just hopped up on NyQuil and you know it.

Your mother doesn't love you. And you suck at life.

Is she reading this right now? Do I need to sit up straight, or comb my hair or whatnot?

So is the next announcement going to be that they're using the Ghoul system? Soldier of Fortune this sucker up!

You mean you've never wanted to shoot someone's left nut in a game?

Teehee, "Kafka" sounds like a swear word.

I heard you can get banned for that.

For the good and furtherment of mankind, this thread must be erased from cognitive memory forthwith and immedietly. Or God have mercy on our souls.

Phrases like that, while meaningless really, do imply a great depth of... somesuch. I can give you a rat's ass if you need it.

Thin, flat, CRT?

In the next game, will he be Formerly Known as Prince?

Mr. T was a booth babe?

I've known about that for months thanks to the wonderment that is HSX!

For those who suck at making the flames, I have access to a 300ish gallon fuel truck full of aviation grade fuel. Good stuff. $3.25 a gallon. So whatever you burn with that stuff will certainly be making especially firey flames.

Holy fuckin' shit! Awesome! I just went out and bought a 2008 calendar just so I could mark it! !!!!!111one

Yeah, but the funny thing is what me and my brother were doing to piss these particular yellows off in the first place. If it's summer, you're bored, and a swarm of yellow jackets decided to move into your house's wall: grab some baseball bats! That was one of the more entertaining things I had done in my life. For about 10 minutes. Then I was crying.

A yellow jacket stung me on my lip once. Same thing happened.

Chapstick. Dammit, I've always just wrapped the condom around my tongue. It all makes sense now.

Teehehe.

Of course, I ask: Why would you pour a flaming liquid into/onto/around/near your body? But then again I'm surprised I can still grow a right thumb nail what with all the burnination around that area. So my view is slighty askew I suppose. Fire bad!