MrChlorophyll

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  1. Night of the living... dogs?

    I will say that you came up with a spiffier title.
  2. Psychonauts Nominated for Crappy Award Show

    I saw Psychonauts sitting pretty right next to Half-Life 2 at my BestBuy today. If that has any meaning whatsoever other than that whoever stocked the shelf doesn't know the alphabet.
  3. Half-Life 2: Aftermath

    Well... that was a completely useless article. While I'm glad the same voice actors are back, that's not exactly the kind of juicy tidbit I was wanting. Wanting, mind you. Not expecting. I know better than that.
  4. So is the severing of the thumbs ritualistic, or the stuffing in the ears? Or both? I'm just curious as to which step is the more holy.
  5. The Most Extraordinary Space Investigations

    Cheaper than a shrink.
  6. Steven Colbert leaving the Daily Show?

    I'll take that. Heck, I'll take two!
  7. Zombie dogs? What will they think of next??

    So you suck 'em dry, run a wash cycle with salt water, then pump the same old blood back in, plug 'em into a wall, and poof? Creepy.
  8. and another game going to the silver screen

    Shane Taylor (Eugene Roe, the medic, in Band of Brothers) has always had my vote.
  9. Saddam Hussein...

    A novel? Oh dear God that'll be good.
  10. "Man eats dead wife, dies choking"

    So utterly awesome. I'd just like to to note here that you probably have the 2nd best sense of humour I've ever read online.
  11. BUY games? what are you, stupid?

    When you first saw that, did you tuck it away deep in your brain just in case such a need for it arose, such as this?
  12. Stupid people and their stupid little walk

    Mmm... Space pirates.
  13. Cleaning software

    Sweeeeeet. Brownie Points for all!
  14. Cleaning software

    That's so freaky. I just got bit by one of those derned always in use programs last night. Please work, please work, please work.
  15. PDA question?

    Zing!
  16. Gym class will now be... PSOne class?

    That is truly one of the most enlightened metaphors I've ever read.
  17. Birth of a Clown - animation

    Fuck you, whitey!
  18. Birth of a Clown - animation

    Oh dear God! Icky. We all float down here.
  19. Vin Diesel brings Agent 47 to life

    Statham has always been my personal choice for the role. But they didn't ask me. My only real complaint with Vin is that his voice does fucking not fucking work as fucking 47. 47's current voice is perfect. Its change will shit-kick me six ways from Sunday. The voice, you fucking fuckery fucks!
  20. Irish is now real

    I can fake a decent sounding (to Americans) Irish accent. But after a while it just slurs into whatever the hell you'd call Brad Pitt's speach in Snatch.
  21. Nerd Shirts

    I have two Foamy the Squirrel shirts and a Happy Tree Friends shirt that were purchased. Other than that, I have an Alienware shirt that came with the computer. The only shirts that I feel "nerdy" in are my University of North Dakota shirts though. Because, dear God, who wants to advertise that you go to college in North-Podunk-Dakota?
  22. Battlefield 2 demo.

    Or everyone else's lack of.
  23. Birth of a Clown - animation

    That was quite tops, Sir. Watched it thrice in a row. And like everyone else, I hate/am petrified by clowns. But you got a pretty mouth, boy.
  24. Ronald McDonald Extreme!!

    Classic words if ever I heard them.
  25. Father's Day

    Dear God, woman.