Ryam BaCo

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  1. Who will be president in 2008?

    yeah. just because he had sex with george w. bush instead. bat ei sink tät arnold wil bekam se präsidänt in tusausenändäigt wis älotof äktschn in se weit haus!
  2. gaming bad for your health?

    as long as i don't care about my health i don't care if games are healthy or not just because i don't care about my health and will only start caring for my health when i already found out that i should have started caring for my health years ago, when my health started to fade away, because of the fact that i didn't care about my health years ago and thought that i shouldn't care about my health and if it's possible that gaming will ruin my health, which leads to the answer that i don't care if games are healthy or not. and if i'd do anything against my health's will it should do anything against it. now and not in 10 years.
  3. Who's going to win?

    today at work: "bush...hmhm...at least he can't start WWIII." "why not?" "well...he isn't austrian." "yap. we were the most significant ones involved in WWI+II. what a 'great' achievement for such a small country. but nowadays we austrians can't launch WWIII, because we're too small and unimportant in the world." "we need to wait another 4 years for WWIII." "2008 - why?" "schwarzenegger." "hmmm...change the constitution for making schwarzenegger to president. bush will probably do him this favor. supporting people on his side and such stuff..." "and then we'll have world war with austrian participation. again." "yeah - when you're as country too small to start your world wars you need to export..."
  4. got llama?

    llama! unforunately it's not about bananas. otherwise it probably would have beaten my all-time-favorite banana phone
  5. Who's going to win?

    hmmm...kerry with actually NO concept vs. bush with a BAD concept??? things won't turn better. with any luck they'll remain as worse as they are. i think i'll vote for...for...hmmm...for...me?
  6. Is Your Mom Hot?

    don't laugh but i read somewhere that's because of the smell of your relatives. if i remind correctly your mother/sister/brother/etc have a kind of similar smell as you and so you unconsciously don't rate them as attractive. i guess that's how mother nature prevents incest.
  7. Is Your Mom Dead?

    fuck you. won't post my lifestory and relationships with dead. my mother is alive, but...well...anyway fuck you.
  8. So I just got KOTOR....wot now?

    just the usual bioware-procedure: talk to every important person, solve subquests for more experience,... kotor became pretty easy for me, when there where 3 jedis in my group, so if you have any experience in other bioware-rpgs you shouldn't get into (too) much of trouble.
  9. Dogs

    when wolves are howling they kind of look up so dogs can do that too (if that is what you mean by "looking up")! but i hate dogs and so i voted for no.
  10. show us your room!

    i'll start: ever wondered how you could bring 2 keyboards, 3 mice, the beatles, comics, a myst/riven mousepad and grim fandango in context? look at my room and you'll know... and now...next one, please!
  11. show us your room!

    you hurt my feelings
  12. We're drowning in demos!

    ryamulus calculus: more games = more demos
  13. Help with the Laptop

    a software for playing dvds (such as windvd,... - i think that you can watch dvds on newer versions of media player too, but i'm not entirely sure) is required if you want to watch dvd-movies. i don't know what you mean with "codec things to install for watching dvds", but you can download the popular xvid/divx-codecs from www.divx.com or...ahm...some xvid-pages and transfer the install-files to your laptop.
  14. I am Too Cool For Skool (Okay, maybe not)

    this one looks cooler:
  15. show us your room!

    wohooo! 3dfx! 3dfx! 3dfx! erwin, i need to admit something. hmmm...how should i start? you're the...the...hmmm...hope in my...ahm...eyes, the soap i despise, the...hmm...i'm writing nonsense. probably because i'm too excited and nervous when you're around. from now on i can't breathe, my heart can't beat, i can't sleep, because of this one special moment in my life. yours ryam ps: the three words i forgot: i love you (sorry, i'm not THAT good in writing love letters)
  16. Monkeys.

    100 % agreed
  17. IGN reviews San Andreas: "9.9"

    reminds me to the guys @ gamestar when somebody asked if there ever will be a "100 %-game" (they review games "in percent" for ign it would be a 10.0 ) they answered that it would be a game - where you'll always have fun to play (always!) - which can play all day long, again and again and again - which will have the best graphics/sound/design/blabla of all time - which would be 100 % perfect but this can't be, because games are made by stupid, imperfect humans...grmbl...
  18. Monkeys.

    of course they are! look:
  19. good old ryam is hungry now.
  20. PC mag

    i still read gamestar although you have to ignore their hw-section for not becoming insane... one of the things i really like about gamestar is, that they don't go too deep into hypes (doom 3 got "only" 88 %, black and white 85 % - one of the few mags, that didn't praise it with 90-something %) and try to be objective.
  21. A Halloween thread!

    boooouhahahahahaha!!!
  22. A Halloween thread!

    i never celebrated halloween and probably never will. it's so...so...american anyway...something for you hallween ladies and gentlemen: Is It Scary? Michael Jackson There's a ghost out in the hall Theirs a goul beneath the bed Now it's coming through the walls Now it's coming down the stairs Then there's screaming in the dark Hear the beating of his heart Can you feel it in the air Ghosts be hiding everywhere I'm gonna be Exactly what you wanna see It's you whose haunting me Your warning me To be the stranger In your life Am I amusing you Or just confusing you Am I the beast You visualised And if you wanna to see Eccentrialities I'll be grotesque Before your eyes Let them all materialise Is that scary for you baby Am I scary for you oh Is it scary for you baby Is it scary for you You know the stranger is you Is it scary for you baby There's a creak beneath the floor There's a creak behind the door There's a rocking in the chair But nobody sitting there Their's a ghostly smell around But nobody to be found And a coughin' and a yawnin' Where restless soul's spoke I'm gonna be Exactly what you gonna see So did you come to me To see your fantasies Performed before your very eyes A haunting ghostly treat The foolish trickery And spirits dancing In the light But if you came to see The truth the purity It's here inside A lonely heart So let the performance start Is that scary for you baby Am I scary for you oh Am I scary for you baby Am I scary for you So tell me is it scary for you baby So tell me is it crazy for you baby Am I scary for you You know the stranger is you Am I scary for ya Masquerade the heart Is the height of haunting souls Just not what you seek of me Can the heart reveal the proof Like a mirror reveals the truth See the evil one is you Is that scary for you baby Am I scary for you oh Am I scary for you baby Is it scary for you So tell me am I scary for you baby Am I scary for ya baby Is is scary for ya baby Am I scary for you (I don't wanna talk about it) Am I scary for you baby Am I scary for you I'm tired of being abused You know you're scaring me too I see the evil is you Is it scary for you baby the lyrics for thriller would have been so...so...so...predictable
  23. I am Too Cool For Skool (Okay, maybe not)

    there's already a moustache growing on my face. but i could shave it off, and then you could replace it with a hitler beard. and then we could go to the reichstag in berlin and i'll conquer the world as charlie chaplin in disguise. it will work, because of the similarities: a) i'm upper-austrian (like hitler) in my adolescence i spent a lot of time in linz (like hitler) c) i'm excellent in manipulating people (like hitler) d) hitler's parents are burried in a town where i went to school. e) i'll have an ugly, but funny moustache (like hitler) as you can see they're much more similarities than differences: a) i'm not a racist (shame on me!) i can't give orders to kill people (shame on my recreance ) c) i'm ALIVE (hahaha!) so...well...now call me your führer! heil ryam! that brings up the question why i am thinking about hitler while reading about moustaches..btw
  24. WIIYC&PBRATM?

    my buffer: 99
  25. we don't eat such pies, we don't eat such cookies, i think i would vote for jabberwockies. i don't care if "jabberwockies" exist, as long as it won't be a communist, begging for pardon, begging to stay, but i won't let him be till the end of the day. we don't eat such pies, we don't eat such cookies, i think i wouldn't vote for jabberwockies. i was so brave and bore misery, because of jabberwocky's pregnancy: "jabberwockies" exist that's what i found out, but they are so ugly - i just want to shout. we don't eat such cookies, we don't eat such pies, whatever i vote for would be full of lies.