Ryam BaCo

aufgrund mangelhaften interesses ward es mir leider nicht vergönnt, auf ihre wundersamen suggestiven kommentare auch nur auf annähernd gleichem niveau zu agieren.

jafsta, dähr ihs no gafanär äktschn in jor seilent hil - so äkskuis mhi pliz ei nid sam teim for törminäting ol se ifil in se wörld!

dhont mäck van ohf ahnuld or adaweis ju wil be tärminäted!

i know a guy, who's the absolute opposite in talking: he's not talking slllloooooowwwwwww but fast. if he wants to ask you a question like hey! how are you? you'll just hear hehoau? oh...and there's another guy who's always mumbling while talking - so if he asks you the question hey! how are you? you'll hear che! chau cha chu? once upon a time these two guys held a presentation - i will never forget these awesome 15 minutes...

because of my excellent spam-filters i rarely get spam and if i do i only get excellent spam like this one:

can anbody explain THAT:

i can only be an entertainer in rl me: where can i sign in??? woman: your name - here, title - here, here are some lyri... me: lyrics??? i don't need lyrics! i also don't need background noise, declared as music! just give me a microphone and i'll do FRONTAL ENTERTAINMENT (wordcreation © by ryam)!!! woman: ... me: i'll entertain the masses just with ME and CLASSICAL MUSIC! like in the good old days! woman: ... btw, of course i said much more, but i can't remember and/or i'm too lazy to write it down. same procedure as every time, when the insane ryam wins the eternal battle against sane ryam, when 3+ people are around and good old ryam is under pressure and asking himself questions like what if i fail? blahblah... but i know that sane ryam was always asking stuff like what the hell am i doing here?!?!??! so i need to ignore sane ryam for a while. but doing things in front of 3+ people while not being you but also being you is awesome! this was the topic entertainment. where did i stop? hmmm...uhhmm...right...my tale the bridge (again translated from german) so ignore my post and keep on discussing about prison receptions!

excellent

the funny thing is that i played on almost every popular console except a sony playstation

i read a blizzard ad, where they offered a wow-beta-version you can purchase and download and if the game will be finally out, you'll get it too. are they already selling the full version of wow???

but at least nobody tells you that george w. bush has stolen 10 € out of the washroom. or you don't need to discuss with 3 people about football/playstation/tv while reading trainspotting. serving for my country is...interresting...

good old ryam wants 700€/month too, but he has to serve for his goddamned country instead.

are they selling these pre-beta-versions now? or have i missed something? in my point of view these numbers aren't representative for the whole success of wow. i think that it will - of course! - sell excellent, but won't beat the sims or other successsuccessuccessfullllll games pushed by non-hardcore gamers in long terms.

the whole house is burning. the fire bepartment has smashed a window and is desperately trying to win the fight against the flames, but the man can't hear them, because he's sleeping, sleep-walking in his dream where he fights against anacondas in the rainforest, panicing because of the rope, which seems to be an anaconda for him. the rope is attached to his foot, because he tried to commit suicide by jumping from a bridge, but wasn't able to find something heavy to put on the other end of the rope, so he went back to his flat, set fire (with the matches) in his empty sleeping-room and took sleeping pills to die in the flames and/or of a pill-overdose. his room is empty, because he lost everything (expcept his empty sleeping room and the box of matches - no wonder that he wasn't able to find something heavy...) in a bet including his will to live and decided to kill himself. and so it's pretty easy to light 3 matches.

i don't need to fold t-shirts. thank you, mom clothes hanger!

with the age of 5 i didn't even know what computer-games are (probably because i didn't know anything about the existence of computers till the age of 10) but lego is fine.

i'd slay the dog with a book called how to kill dogs with books and vice versa seriously - this thread is + - * ^10

i started playing hl2 around a week ago and enjoyed it a lot (till now --> now i'm driving around at...uhm...chapter 7...i think). everything is awesome...great game...etc... but these ravenholm-levels were crap. i hated them! so...so...boring

stop writing about cows. they already confused me one week before my exams. so stop writing about cows!

i want to decide when i want to update my hl2. why can't they use an optional online-update-function like in bioware's nwn or kotor???

because programming is way different from desig...oh...wait...i just found out that i'm not john, so i can't answer. sorry. he keeps track at the newest achievements in "his division" and works close with nvidia. (and worked close with 3dfx in the good old days :\ )

wait a minute... the #1 spam-adress of a friend and me: a1_one_gewinnspiele@gmx.net (and my msn handle ) the 107 above are being recognized as non-spam, but in fact they are spam. about the rest...hmmm...not that bad for an account which spam-mails get automaticaly deleted every 30 days... ...oh...and my friend redirected all the stuff from this account to the email-adress of another "friend". he's pretty evillllll...

baldur's gate 2. definitively. and if not: never ever play it! jklsdflhkgafhf!!!

it took me "only" 5-10 minutes to unlock hl2, but this sucks! steam was checking (!) its datas for around 15 minutes till i was able to play hl2 again. fuck you, steam!