Ryam BaCo

download and now kill me...

the only game i play online is (still) worms world party. i had around a million awesome and only very few pretty crappy online-experiences. most of the guys (and ladies) there are just great (mainly the spanish and british/american gamers) and i could tell you around a million awesome stories but you want us to list idiots...so...here you go: i remember one guy who started insulting me, because i named a worm michael jackson. and then i remember around a trillion cocky german players, who are just...just...irritating...

...in fact company names and how wrong they are. okay, okay in fact in fact in fact in fact in fact i only thought about two names using the fine word arts. soooo if you include the fine word arts in your company name, in your computer game company name, then i expect that they are producing art. (when you open a shop, that sells shoes, you won't call it...ahm...hmmm...good old ryam's fly-fishing lures...ohw...that was lame) they'll define the media computer game as art. being creative, invent something "new", tell tales, that make you laugh, cry,... just art then. so why is electronic arts called electronic arts? are they producing art? is james bond 039845905, fifa football 2489, nfs: underground - overground dingdingdong 888 art? why isn't electronic arts called electronic dictatorship, electronic cash mashine,...? and why is lucasarts called lucasarts? i'd probably understand if they'd name themself as star wars arts...hmmmmmm... no. stop. wait. this thread is pretty dumb. and naive. just like me.

ultima ix: ascension

welcome on board and, btw i like michael ende, but have never read or seen momo anyway you should read the book the neverending story (if you haven't done it yet) - it's much better then the movie

who is alora?

you and your family are completely entertaining insane.

whoooohooopsss - thanks -

yeah. like women.

your family is completely insane.

i never had any serious troubles with pcs (except the first few months on my first pc in 1997 when everything was so new for good old ryam ). i'll buy the pc version of psychonauts. because i'm a pc-games-whore. and don't own a x-box. and don't want to buy a console just for this game. but i could buy a x-box (or steal it from my brother... ) plug it into my pc and could play the xbox-version of psychonauts on my pc.

i wonder when ea will hire somebody, who has to overlook all these fantastic numbers in their games...

good old ryam's weapons against nature <-- this guy rocks. totally.

robbie williams...

whoops...sorry...didn't know that. but i know people who maybe hate their father more than you. people...like...me... (okay - that's probably a small comfort for you)

why are you upset when your parents are having sex?

my cousin owns an n-gage and played tomb raider on it...hmmmm...it pretty much sucked (probably because of the fact, that i hate tomb raider) but i was pretty fascinated by the neat graphics (in comparison to my erricson t28s with tetris and solitaire on a mini-display)

a game about catching pigs in wwII should do it

duke: source

i only played the demo. i liked the (german) voices but absolutely hated the fact that the mousecursor doesn't change to something "visible" when you're going to an entrance or a new screen. i don't remind the game as THAT boring but it also wasn't exciting enough for me to buy it. the moment of silence seemed to be an average, replaceable adventure to me.

poor sonic

it was me and my shadow, my shadow and me who tried to succeed in poetry he told me to write about peace and fight integrated alone in idle thumb's home so i'll tell you a tale where electronic arts - in idle thumb's home despised because it's built upon lies - will collapse to its parts and die all alone as it did in idle thumb's home we all so smart will finally be part in tim schafer's genius (more philosophic than confucius) and more humor than charlie chaplin ever brought: ladies and gentlemen, psychonauts is out! (and will rule all alone in idle thumb's home) my shadow has vanished, now it's only me no more tales about glory instead of worry evil's still reigning, creativity abstaining so this must be the end of my poetry

*insert the lyrics of thriller here* *insert the lyrics of scared of the moon here*

give me monkey - the ultimative (?) remix written and composed by good old ryam, sung (?) by ms sam, the ultimative (?) ms speech tool. download it here: http://people.freenet.de/affengottsekte/givememonkey.mp3 (probably right click + save as) all done within 30 minutes and no experience in audio editing. so it sounds pretty [edit] the lyrics: great - huh?