Ryam BaCo

kane?

and the oscar goes to peter mo... (whispering voice: "FIREEEEBAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS!!!! FIRRRRREEEEEEE!!! BUAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!) ...ahm...richard ga... (whispering voice: "LIOOOOOOONNNNSSSSSS!!! LIOOOOONNNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!! BUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!) well...peter mo... (whispering voice: "FIRRRREEEEEBBBAAAAALLLLLLLSSSS KILLLLLL LLLLIOOOOONNNSSSSS!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!) ...rriott. yeah. peter morriott. (no, seriously it's garriott!)

hmmhmm...neverwinter nights 2 and probably runaway 2. (sequels, hooray! ) and duke nukem forever. not because i'm a fan of good old duke (in fact i really don't care about the duke games), only because of its unique "when it's done" running jokes.

jhu whil ol bi törminätet!

i'm getting paid for programming games. but most of the time i'm writing stuff, stuff and stuff (dialogue, stories, etc...). during work of course. and now i'm contemplating about studying in berlin. may be interesting.

ladies and gentlemen, happy birthday. love, ryam.

i don't know that much about san andreas, but how many people would finish it with 100 % completion? and would the amount of work invested into bonus missions be valuable for these (i guess...) very few people?

him. (for this almost 100 % completion percentage)

wow...how long have you been playing?

hmmmm...to kingz, chris, and all the other wannabe-vips (did i say wannabe??? whoops...sorry...i didn't mean it! don't be mean to good old ryam, okay? ) -- i truly love you.

some kind of cemetery for the undead? (oh...wellll...forget about that... )

wellll...my brother is sitting in front of his x-box and playing some ea-lord-of-the-rings-crap-game and is fighting against a ringwraith-stuff-thingie. mb (=my brother ): "this ringwraith has got around a million points!!!" tv set: *bang* *bang* *whoooosch* i: "hmmm...you deducted around 2500 points of this thing...pretty tough..." mb: "yeah..." i: "you gotta play around three million hours till you defeat this creature..." mb: "i already defeated him, but i had to turn the x-box off and now i have to do everything again!" tv set: *bang* *whoooosch* *bang* i: "wwooohooo! this thing-stuff-thingie regenerated...pretty longsome..." tv set: *whooosch* *bing* i: "what if anybody of your four stuff-thingie-warriors has to go to the toilet? i mean...it's a pretty long fight and so on." mb: "impossible." i: "yeah. but...what if...they need a time-out or something." mb: "the ringwraith won't understand them." i: "everybody understands the sign for a time-out." mb: "who cares? the ringwraith doesn't need toilets anyway." i: "why? everybody needs a toilet sometime." mb: "he is dead. he doesn't need toilets. he doesn't drink and eat any more." i: "hard life as undead creature. no eating..." tv set: *bing* *bing* *bang* i: "but...but...what...about...zombies???" mb: "wtf?" i: "yeah. zombies. they eat brains, humans and stuff. they need to pooh, don't they?" tv set: *bang* *whoooosch* *bang* i: "i never saw a zombie poohing (does this word exist? ), but they need to or otherwise they'd explode, because they are filled up with brains, humans and stuff." mb: "hmmm...dunno?" question --> title. now help. please, help.

ei khänt tholarät satsch kritschars. ju nihd thu bi törminäted!!!

hmmm...4 out of 5!!!

welllll...it's around a month old, you can find it here and it's in german. so it may be pretty uninteresting for you guys...i could offer you the translation by google...but...well...better not...

oho...i just figured out that everybody (except good old english-god ryam) writes poo without this awful h and yay...poo looks much cooler than pooh, because pooh reminds me somehow to winnie the pooh. and a discussion about zombies and what they have to do with winnie the pooh (wohoo a rhyme! a ryam-rhyme! ) would be pretty weird. (this was just a remark.)

penetration is a german word too. and i love it.

you can emulate a lot of stuff with 3d-analyze. in theory. but i only know a few games, where this 3d-analyze emulation thingie worked out (i was able to emulate t&l on nolf2 with a graphics card, which had no t&l-support). and i don't think that it will work with psychonauts, because it's "newer" and optimized for directx9 and stuff.

but what about green clowny faces?

hmmm...and what about yellow smileys?

oh...and...topic-related...woohoo!!!...what is doing now?

hmmm...reminds me somehow to pc dash, a keyboard for games or something...never became widespread.

babies are supposed to be sweet and nice and fine and perfect to their parents, because otherwise they'll neglect or - even worse - eat them. a natural miracle from animals to humans. or so. dunno.

häpi börsdäi mei dir annown frend!

what if darth vader needs to vomit? i mean...he can't take off his mask...yuk! think about it!